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no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
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Too depressed to be awake? Not depressed enough for a Depression Nap™? Welcome to Existential Crisis Wrapped in Blanket!
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me: *procrastinates necessary things*
me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*
me @ me: why are you like this
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*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill
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