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who remembers

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Cough, cough... Sanzu 🤪🌸

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Yes.

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Yayy I finished it, this was for his birthday

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I've honestly been wondering for YEARS who Haruchiyo is talking to in that scene ever since the chapter came out—it's been stuck in my head lmao😂I still can't think of anyone with black hair who fits that look, so now I'm starting to think maybe he's just talking to some random person he's known for a while.

I'm pretty sure that's Shinichiro! If we switch to the full colour version we can see the colour of the suit + hair matches

Also it definitely looks like his hair from the back

It also makes the most sense character wise considering how close the two of them are and it would be a nice moment after everything they went through together in the other timelines.

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What the TR character you're crushing on says about you?

Having been a part of this fandom long enough, I have noticed some patterns...

⚠️ This WILL trigger (some of) you, 'cause I WILL be exposing and calling you out! It's gonna get real below the cut, so read at your own risk. ⚠️

F reader/hetero dynamic; the reader is toxic; crack

🚨 Disclaimer 🚨

Please don't take any of this seriously in any way, there is no offense meant whatsoever! I love all of the TR characters, and I'm myself guilty of simping for quite a few of them, so no judgement here at all. I wrote this for shits & giggles and the sole purposes of humor and entertainment, like I always do. So, have fun with it, and if you also manage to have a laugh at it, I'll consider my mission completed! Peace 🩷

P.S. I really hope none of this actually resonates with your real life experiences, but if any of it does, here's a piece of big-sisterly advice - please value and love yourself more, and reexamime which trauma responses make you act in that way.

MIKEY, KAZUTORA, SANZU

You either A) suffer from a terminal case of I-can-fix-him-itis, or B) your coddling, nurturing, mothering instincs are running amok. Most likely it's both at the same time - you see the red flags as a call for aid instead of warning signs of danger.

TAKEMICHI, SHINICHIRO

You go for a kind but pathetic, golden-retriever-energy man, who's okay with being at your beck and call at all times. You're actually just a control freak who thrives on bossing others around because you're afraid of letting go.

NAOTO

You're boring as hell and have the personality of unseasoned boiled chicken. You probably have a thing for authority figures, and your deepest, darkest desire is to be handcuffed to a bedpost, so that's why you think police officers are sexy. You'd never in a million years admit that to anyone, not even to yourself, 'cause it would ruin your slyly crafted 'innocent good girl' personna.

DRAKEN

Oh you lil' homewrecker, you're into taken guys! A guy being married or in a relationship has never stopped you from pursuing him. You don't believe in 'off limits' either, and would gladly date your best friend's ex, or even try to steal her crush. Nasty business!

BAJI, KOKO, INUPI

You get turned on when a guy is clearly not into you. You're just twisted like that. You see how kind-hearted he is towards his friends and close ones, and how dedicated he is to his purpose, so you wait in hopes that he might spare some of that for you too, but deep down you know he doesn't give a damn about you, yet that makes you cling even harder.

MITSUYA, CHIFUYU, AKKUN

You're sane and you know a keeper when you see one. You might play it too safe at times, but better safe than sorry, amirite?

HAKKAI

You have a corruption kink and draw sadistic pleasure from torturing the innocent souls.

PAH, PEH, ANGRY, MOCCHI

You see beyond the appearances. You go for personality and good heart. You long for a genuine connection and don't care about the surface-level stuff. Not! You're just a hipster who thinks it makes you so, so cool that you're forcing yourself to be into "unconventionally attractive" guys!

SMILEY

You're either just as much of a chaotic gremlin as he is, or you're a sub-category of the I-can-fix-him gang.

HAITANI BROTHERS

You have no taste of your own, you just ride any hype train that is trending at the moment. You're most likely chasing a specific "aesthetic" you saw on TikTok instead of knowing what you like. Either that, or you're just desperate for external validation so badly that you would willingly allow a guy to treat you like shit as long as he's considered attractive enough that it'd make your girlfriends jealous of you for getting to date him.

IZANA

You're likely just as toxic as he is, if not even more than him! You think abuse is affection and trauma bonding is intimacy. You may have more than one mental disorder, sooo, yeah... birds of feather flock together.

KISAKI, MADARAME

For the love of me, I cannot figure out what might be wrong with you! But something definitely is. Big time. Better get it professionally checked before it's too late.

HANMA, TAIJU, SOUTH

You're most likely 160 cm or shorter, so you don't care about any red flags as long as the guy's tall enough. If you cannot see the red flag 'cause it's waving way too far above your eye level, that's the same as no red flag, right? Right?!

MUCHO, KAKUCHO, BENKEI

Okay, I hear you, girl! Your type is the 3S - strong, silent, and stoic. And honestly, nothing wrong with that!

WAKASA

Emotional unavailability is your criptonite! You're also very superficial, so you deliberately ignore the red flags for pretty faces, and choose F boys only to later complain how all men are trash.

TAKEOMI

If you're a teen or in your early 20s, this just screams Fatherless Behavior™️! Like, girl, dial those daddy issues down, we're going deaf over here... If you're a full-fledged adult with developed prefrontal cortex, well, sorry to break it to you, honey, but you just have a really, really poor taste in men.

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😻 🥞

This is just what's like being married to either Baji or Chifuyu

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😭

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Sanzu and Baji turning up to Mikey's house to hang out each day (Sanzu forgives Mikey's sleepiness, Baji less so)

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Not Sanzu immediately thinking he's in trouble or did something and that's why someone is looking for him, at least he got a book he wanted for his birthday though!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SANZU! Our favourite katana wielding, cheesecake loving, gang member!

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Sanzu's new game birthday art!!!

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Just coming in here to say that Kazutora deserves so much more love than he gets.

He is a precious cinnamon roll and deserves to be genuinely happy and understood.

He really does yeah! Honestly feel like this is one of the reasons I love the good timeline sm, he can just be happy there and has even more friends then before who can make him feel loved and appreciated!

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Last song: "Pisces" by Jinjer

Last film: Flow 🐈‍⬛

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Tea or coffee: I literally cannot function without coffee in the morning. And I chase my Adderall down with about 4 cups. But I love my sweet iced tea.

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Currently Reading: my drafts, and a book called The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro

Last Song: Silly Ho TLC

Last Film: Conclave excellent film

Sweet/Salty/Savory: I like tart tbh 

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Love how it looks like Mikey, Sanzu and Baji (childhood friends group!) are going to a costume party together here but no one got the memo on what the group costume was supposed to be

(Actually would not be surprised if the three of them actually did this)

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These are so cute 🥰

Tokyo Revengers men would react when their child innocently (or sassily) says: “Wow… you’re really bad at this.”

🐻 Mikey (Manjiro Sano)

Mikey stares blankly at the math worksheet. “Wait, why are there letters in math?” Your kid sighs dramatically. “Wow… you’re really bad at this, Dad.” Mikey blinks. “EXCUSE me?? I was a gang leader, not a calculator!” Then he drags you in like: “Babe. Come deal with your genius child.”

🐉 Draken (Ken Ryuguji)

He’s been trying to explain division for 20 minutes. Your kid squints at the problem. “Wait, that’s not right… Dad… you’re really bad at this.” Draken raises a brow. “Oh? Wanna handle it yourself, then, little genius?” Then ruffles their hair with a grin. “Talkin’ all that smack for someone who still needs help wiping glue off their fingers.”

🕊️ Takemichi Hanagaki

He looks heartbroken the second they say it. “Y-You think I’m bad at this?” Your kid pats his shoulder. “It’s okay, Dad. You have other skills.” Takemichi: having an identity crisis while Googling 3rd grade math “…I survived time travel. I can survive long division. Right???”

🐯 Kazutora Hanemiya

He’s actually focused… until your kid mumbles: “Wow, you’re not very good at this…” He stops writing. “What’d you just say?” They giggle. “You’re really bad at this, Dad.” He gasps, dramatically slamming the pencil down. “That’s it. Homework battle. First to get the answer wins.” They both lose.

🐥 Chifuyu Matsuno

He blinks at them, genuinely offended. “Excuse me? I’m trying my best here!” Your child grins. “Try harder, Dad.” He pulls out study snacks like he’s cramming for finals. “Okay. Game on. Let’s humble each other, baby genius.”

🐺 Baji Keisuke

Baji: slams book shut “Say that again.” Your kid, unfazed: “You’re really bad at this.” He stares. Then smirks. “Bet I can still beat you at Mario Kart.” They challenge him. He loses again. Now he’s sulking with a pencil stuck in his hair.

🌺 Ran Haitani

Ran doesn’t even try to defend himself. “Yeah, I dropped out early, baby. I don’t do fractions—I do fashion and violence.” Your kid: “Then why are you even helping me?” Ran: texting someone “Yo, Kakucho, help. This tiny human’s roasting me.”

👑 Rindou Haitani

Rin squints at the paper like it’s written in hieroglyphics. “…What even IS this?” Your kid: “It’s multiplication. You’re really bad at this.” He flops onto the table. “Why are you like this?” They pat his back. “You’re still cool. Just not smart.” Rin: offended but can’t argue

🧵 Mitsuya Takashi

He chuckles softly. “Well, I guess I’m better with a sewing machine than a calculator.” Your kid nods seriously. “Yeah. Don’t worry, I’ll teach you math.” He smiles proudly. “That’s my little tutor.” Still kinda embarrassed tho.

👑 Izana Kurokawa

Izana freezes mid-equation. “…What did you just say?” Your kid shrugs. “You’re really bad at this.” He narrows his eyes. “Oh? Try doing it yourself, smartmouth.” Ten minutes later: “Okay maybe I am bad at this. Shut up.”

🖤 Kakucho

He stares down at the worksheet, then at his child. “…Yeah. I am bad at this.” Your kid starts to apologize, but he just ruffles their hair. “Don’t worry. I’ll get better.” Next day? Brings home a stack of math books and tutors like it’s war.

💰 Koko Hajime

Koko stares blankly. “Since when did they teach this in elementary school?” Your kid leans in. “Dad… you’re really bad at this.” He deadpans: “Say that again and I’m buying you ten tutors.” They grin. “Deal.” Koko: regret

🐾 Inupi (Seishu Inui)

Inupi’s trying his best, okay? Your child sighs. “You’re really bad at this.” He frowns. “I’m better with engines than equations.” Then shrugs. “Guess you got your smarts from your mom.” Your kid: “Yup.” Inupi: 😐

😢 Angry (Souya Kawata)

Angry looks genuinely devastated. “…I’m bad at it?” Your child quickly backtracks. “NO! I mean, a little… but you’re trying really hard!” He nods solemnly. “I’ll practice more.” He ends up staying up that night watching math videos.

😈 Smiley (Nahoya Kawata)

“Wow, Dad… you’re bad at this.” Smiley: 😃 evil aura intensifies “Oh? Wanna say that again while tickled into the next dimension?” Cue five-minute giggle war and zero math getting done.

💪 Taiju Shiba

Taiju is trying to be gentle. Then your kid goes: “Wow. You’re really bad at this.” He pauses. Slowly looks up. “…What did you just say?” Your kid gulps. “Nothing!” Taiju sighs. “We’re hiring a tutor. And I’m gonna take math classes, too.”

🧍‍♂️ Hakkai Shiba

Hakkai stares at the numbers, sweating. Your kid giggles. “Dad… you’re really bad at this.” He fake gasps. “You wound me.” Then quietly googles every single math term under the table. Still ends up getting it wrong.

🃏 Hanma Shuji

Hanma cackles. “You’re damn right I’m bad at this. I’m a chaos gremlin, not a mathematician.” Your child: “So… what are you good at?” Hanma: “Breaking things.” Your kid: “That checks out.” They high-five and both give up.

🧠 Kisaki Tetta

He is personally offended. “I am not bad at this. I graduated top of my class.” Your kid: “Then why is the answer wrong?” He adjusts his glasses. “Because I was testing your critical thinking.” Your kid: “Nice try, nerd.”