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girls night girls night

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Hey, don’t worry, ok? The first time Dian Fossey (one the most famous scientist of the twentieth century) went to Africa she fell down a ditch broke her ankle and vomited all over a priceless giraffe fossil

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This would be a very funny moment for Biden to push for letting convicted felons retain the right to vote. It would be. A little awkward for the republicans to oppose it

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thirteen's era appreciation: 399/?

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My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.

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"But you already wrote that trope."

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please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please

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Consequences? To my actions?

Mina and Lucy are going to work out via Just Dance but Mina has to finish her Stardew Valley day first. Lucy’s sick of her tinder dates standing her up so she decided to start mass inviting them. It goes… well?

Character Portrait Sheet

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Pintando con lego

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my favorite moments from The Official Cast Recording Game Changer episode:

the fish are all gone! where’d they go? i dunno, that’s not my job! i don’t write the paper, i just distribute it! :))

ohrightokaysoitwastheSAMEthing!

how can that be? (like phYsiCALLY?) how can that be?

yes the literal name is Mountainport, that’s what we’re about! but because we’re very busy, very very busy, we’ve shortened it to Mount! Port!

and when I hit that home run off my own pitch; then everyone will see this is a brand new SITCH U ATIONNNNN

oh but that tree looks so inviting! :(( iknowyou’regonnawannaclimbit- but dont you DO IT. dont you TRY IT. again, the WOMAN IS NOT OKAY-

she’s totally fine! she’s. just. mean. maybe evil! maybe evil???

i know why they call me a busker 😌 do you know? i don’t </3 please answer i shouldn’t even have to say it 🙄 well just say it! but i DEFINITELY know 😌

Zeke’s little Evil Villain fingertip touch hand position he uses whenever he’s Tina Johnson

but now? now i’m OLD. 

and I said that my destiny! is to be a woman. who is mean <3

🎶CAUSE YOU’RE A PROFESSIONALLL🎶 (I’m a professional. 😌)

the players all giggling in unison over Sam’s vague gesturing while describing the train car

girl, sit down.  okay, can I move this one duffel?  no. …sit on it? yes.

POPQUIZ! A. Light? B. Dark? C. None of the above? [C. cause I don’t have enough context, but if you’re talking about baseball, of course, A, Light!]

the little piano riff Scott does JUST before Alexa starts properly singing her first line in Ticket to Nowhere [17:47]

“I’m here to tell you, the time is now, I’m turning OFF the lights!” (it’s dark!!)

the breakdown after the “bridge” in Ticket to Nowhere where all three of them are singing the line “ticket to nowhere” staggered against each other one after the other WHEEWWW 

GETTING IN MY WAYYY COULD BE THE WORST THING YOU COULD DOOOOOO

extry extry! fish still gone! tina in her big taallll building number one suspect! 

the way the old lady wrongfully accused of stealing all the fish’s name is changed from Gladys in the first song to Ethel in the follow up interlude skjvskvnsf

take my guitar 💖😔 take your guitar?? 😳 play it well 💛 I quit. I’m going to BUSINESS SCHOOOOOOOL 🎶 BECAUSE BUSINESS IS COOOOOOOL 🎶 [this is. really compelling.]

Sam’s tiny squeaks of laughter throughout the entire episode

IIII NEVER ACCLIMATE TO ANYTHING! IN MY LIFE! 

its mostly melon! 🙄

zach singing a counter melody to jess’s verse in the beginning of What Money Can’t Buy (extra, extraaaaaaaaaaaaaa-) [24:30]

jess forgetting the bonus line she’s supposed to be integrating and fucking up the rhythm of it for the REST of the song skjvnskfns

you keep me sharp, bud 💛👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

the what money can’t buy/ take it down/ hi ho to you/ cover them all in darkness three piece round INCREDIBLE

I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A TICKET TO NOWHERE AND LOOK WHAT YOU HAD TO DO!! HI HOOOOOO TO YOUUUUU!!

✨ extra extra: mean tina turns over a new leaf ✨

so i could be….. nice tina? (sure.) or cool tina? (yeah, sure!) or sexy tina! (sexy tina!) the train conductress!! (SEXY TINA! TRAIN CONDUCTRESS!) 

jess pantomiming baseball for the Big Game <3

NO HOME RUN IS WORTH IT, IF YOU CAN’T RUN HOME TO A HOME YOU LOVE !!! (A HOME LIKE MOUNTPORT!)

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nobody is doing it like jess and brennan

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THE X-FILES 30th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION

DAY 1: favourite episodes

layout adapted from: x + x // episode descriptions via hulu

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you will not guess where this ao3 summary is going

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Asking myself 'whats my motivation here' like im a classically trained actor but in reality im sitting on the sofa at 3pm and wondering what i actually wish i was doing

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they return just when you least expect them: txf + text posts

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what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!