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Dream stans fucking doxxed a black person and got police sent to their house are you kidding me

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Phantom Manor, photo by what.thomas.does

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ethan nestor allyship moment as well as a pronoun update.

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an absolute menace

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Omg when did we collectively stop posting Bingus ..., that’s so fucked up ...,

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Instructions Unclear

corpse x gender neutral! reader 

summary: building furniture doesn’t go as smootly as you thought it would. 

warnings: none

writing prompt: “you don’t get it, do you?” 

word count: 439

notes: This is proof read but I could have missed some stuff. This was super fun to write and I hope everyone who reads it enjoys. If you want to be added or removed from the taglist just ask and if you changed you’re url let me know. This was written for @stylistiquements corpse writing event. Again, i hope you enjoy 

main blog: @itsmysleepover

“Corpse help me with the boxes!” You yelled from your spot at the partially opened door. Corpse walked over to the door and moved the large Ikea boxes into the apartment. He set them down in the middle of the living room.

“Why does one dresser have to come in three boxes, that doesn’t make any sense,” Corpse said as he sliced the tape and ripped open the cardboard box. “I don’t know-- probably a weight thing,” you said and shrugged. “Let’s get this over with; hopefully this doesn’t take more than like an hour.” You squatted near the box and took all the pieces out, making sure to keep them in their groups. Because of the sheer amount of wooden planks of varying sizes it took longer than you and Corpse expected. But once everything was in its place you went hunting for the instruction manual.

You opened the instruction manual and began reading. You read the manual again while looked over all the pieces, trying to visualize how this should go (the visual aides not being much help to you). You quickly read the instructions a thirds time still not sure how to assemble this dresser.

“You don’t get it, do you?” Corpse asked from behind you. The suddenness of his presence and deep voice making you jump. He giggled. “Did I scare ya?”

“No, you didn’t scare me,” you responded like a defensive child. “And I can’t wrap my head around these instructions. They’re supposed to be clear but I might just be tired.” You chuckled trying to lighten the mood and stress from assembling the dresser.  

“Can I see the instructions?” You handed Corpse the manual and watched as he tried to decipher what you two were supposed to do. His face contorted as he read. “I think we need the long pieces and… a screwdriver?”

“Is there a youtube video we can watch or something?” You asked, defeated.

“I’m on it.”  

Corpse pulled up a youtube video that showed you both how to build the dresser and you got to work. It took you both about two hours total to build the dresser with little hiccups.

“Okay,” Corpse said, “1… 2… 3 lift!” You both lifted the dresser and waddled it into the bedroom. You gently set it down and pushed it against the wall. You shook your arms out and looked at what you and Corpse accomplished that afternoon.

“We did it!” You said smiling madly with your arms held above your head. Corpse giggled at you and started walking toward the bedroom door.  

“Wanna order some food?”

“I think we deserve it.”

tag list: @watermelon-mess @oldblackandwhitetown @maat-the-prescriptive @gday5sos @ashanti-granville @03ohj @djxrin @grapewish​ @crapimahuman @saturn2000 @whatawonderfulusername @lauramacch @socialdesires @teaspill8 @whathasateezdonetome @seutarose @whiteblacknothingpanda @save-the-sky @chrysanthykios​

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♡ Corpse Husband writing event ♡

Hi guys! it could be a 1k celebration but it’s mostly a fun way to interact with our community more. I tried to stay as vague as possible so everyone could feel inspired. I hope you’ll like it and will want to take part in it. Thank you so much for everything

The event is pretty simple in itself :

pick the prompt you’re interested in

DM or send an ask to let me know what prompt you chose

i’ll share everyone’s work once their work is posted

✩ PLEASE NO NSFW ✩ ✩ it can be either fluff, angst or neutral. do as it pleases you ✩ ✩ platonic and AUs works are welcomed ✩ ✩ 2 persons by prompt please ✩ ✩ tag me in your post so I can see it ✩

if you have any question don’t be afraid to reach out. everyone can join! all I want is for us to have fun!

Prompt List :

♡✩☾ : “Stay with me. Just a little longer.”

@powerpuffyn​ 

♡✩☾ : “Cold hands and warm heart.” “It’s you who makes my heart warm.”

♡✩☾ : “You don’t get it, do you?”

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♡✩☾ : “Take my hand. Just trust me.” “Oh boy, this is not gonna end well.”

@moontwinkles​

♡✩☾ : “Do you come here often?” “You make me wish I did.”

@the-northbound

♡✩☾ : “Tell me something you’ve never told before.”

♡✩☾ : “You said I had to be honest with you.”

@sinofwriting​ :

♡✩☾ : “Say that again?”

@missfairxvi 

♡✩☾ : “Do you believe in soulmates?” “Now I do.”

♡✩☾ : “It reminded me of you.”

♡✩☾ : “I like it here, it’s comfortable.”

CLOSED  ♡✩☾ : “I know it’s 4 in the morning but …”

@thelittleplantlover​ @rottenroyalebooks​

♡✩☾ : “I don’t think it was luck. I think it was meant to be.”

♡✩☾ : “It’s time to let it go, don’t you think?”

♡✩☾ : “Why can’t it be me?”

@katyasrussianaccent​ 

more prompts can be added if necessary i just really have no idea what im doing lol

tagging people who could be interested but feel free to ignore this! : @katyasrussianaccent @moontwinkles @corpsedontlookhere @adreamofcorpse @scarletserena @sinofwriting @auramindedd @letsloveimagines @lunarrwolf @kylie-writes-stuff @awkwardangelthings @some–body @thelittleplantlover @powerpuffyn

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AN UPDATE ON PERVIS PAYNE!!

click here for the link to sing the bill into law

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today's corpse news:

we have corpse's besties in their corpse hoodie's‼

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You're a male, you've been an athlete before, so you're in this car...Well, you're the wrong person to ask 'cause you'd be like "just crash anyway, where's the negative?"

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CORPSE CULT HOW ARE WE FEELING ?!?!?!?!!?

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Another thing to consider, Corpse having his partner fill out forms for him. Most of us have seen his handwriting, and while yes it’s not the prettiest it isn’t bad either, but I just like the idea of him getting his partner to fill out his forms like at the doctors or wherever really. And they just fill out everything for him in a really nice handwriting (all except for signatures, obviously). But like I feel like he’d be embarrassed or nervous to ask at first but after they’ve been together for a while it’s like second nature for them to fill it out.

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Ok there’s something so utterly domestic about this and I love it?

I hope you enjoy 🖤🖤

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Corpse loves having you come with him to doctors appointments. He often jokes that you’re his emotional support animal but it’s not really a joke anymore. You keep him feeling safe and make sure he doesn’t get too anxious.

You quickly learn that something that always gave him anxiety was filling out forms. He was always so worried that he would get some of the information wrong or fill something in incorrectly or just that his handwriting would be too hard to read.

The first time you offered to fill his forms in, you could physically see how much that relaxed him. He gave you his drivers license which had all his needed information and then just sat back and waited for you to ask him to sign at the bottom.

After a while it just becomes routine for him to hand the forms to you. It’s such a small thing but it means so much to him because it shows him that you’re genuinely there just to help.

He always thanks you with a kiss every single time even once it’s been years of you filling out forms for him. He’s always just as thankful as he was the first time.