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kitchen nightmares, uncensored … sentence starters

tw: swearing. lots of swearing

“Bloody hell.”

“I speak feline.”

“I think it’s all good.”

“You’re deluding yourself.”

“I am also shitting myself.”

“You’ve got the part, relax.”

“It looks like a cremated turd.“

“Forgive me; they have sinned.“

“How fucking depressing is that?”

“I just won that one. I won that one.“

“I wouldn’t trust you running a bath.”

“Right now, you’ve won jack fucking shit!“

“I can’t believe you’d be so fucking polite.”

“I’m not going to blow smoke up your ass.”

“My Gran could do better, and she’s dead!“

“Seafood crêpe? Yeah… that’s seafood crap.“

“It took everything in me not to just, freak out.“

“How is that missed? How is that overlooked?“

“You know what? I’m done. No more chances.“

“That’s to get them in the mood to get married.“

“You’re overlooking extremely important things!“

“You’re going to have to excuse my arrogance.”

“You don’t hand me raw food in my dining room.”

“Oh, come on, this hasn’t been cleaned in years.“

“I’m ready. I’m ready to tear it down and start over.“

“I’m not disrespecting you. I’m telling you the truth.“

“You think I’m mad? I’m fucking embarrassed, now.“

“I think pressure’s healthy, and very few can handle it.“

“How long has that been staying outside for? Truthfully.“

“What, are you saying; are you trying to say something?“

“I’ve never met an individual that’s so full of shit in all my life.“

“This is ten thousand times worse than I thought it would be.“

“You can’t just stick your head back in the sand and ignore it.”

“I’ve got to get some air before I do something I really regret.“

“Hate it. How can you be positive about something you hate?“

“Time to drag me through the mud some more. It is what it is.“

“There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.“

“Now, unfortunately, I can’t afford to fuck off and die right now.”

“You’re so full of fucking shit that you’d make a great politician.“

“Right now, I’d rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth.”

“I was hoping that this would be my launching pad for my name.“

“What have I got to show? I’ll tell you what I’ve got to show. Pride!”

“Fresh frozen? There’s no such thing! It’s either fresh or it’s frozen.“

“Off to a bad start unfortunately. It’s like somebody’s pissed in my soup.“

“I’ll wait, but the thing is I don’t want you to stick it back in a microwave.“

“What do you want me to do, stand here and start crying or something?“

“I’m not going to stand there and argue with you. You can have that! Okay?“

“Oh my god. I’ve never, ever, ever seen anything quite extraordinary as that.“

“Just… this is what I’m talking about, kid. You’ve got to cut the fucking bullshit.“

“You haven’t got fucking one right so far! How the fuck can you think about two?”

“I’m fucking pissed off and I’m upset at the kind of shit that I just discovered in there.“

“You’re jumping up and down like a big fucking baboon and ‘Ho, ho! It’s good! Whoo!’“

“That is extremely unacceptable, dangerous. People could get extremely sick with that.“

“This shit is the most disgusting fucking bought-in crap I’ve ever tasted in my entire life.“

“He was giving me shit. I gave it back to him, and he was like, ‘Uh, yeah whatever’, and-”

“If you’re convinced in your mind that this is going to work, you’re beyond reach, you know that?“

“Do you work for a microwave company? You know so much about microwaves. Unbelievable.”

“I didn’t expect this. I don’t think it could get worse, I don’t even know what could make it worse at this point.“

“I’m trying to move forward, I’m trying to get going, but every time I put my foot on the ladder, I get knocked back.”

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shakes junichi around. i love him. he’s selective mute and i love him.

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🐸🐸🐸

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BMP!

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nagi seishiro from blue lock icons

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This is so DISGUSTINGLY blatant that I don't even know what to say???

Hello?

"Let me shower first"???

Why in the world do you need to shower just to give someone your number. Hm. What's giving someone your number a euphamism for here. What are you planning to do after you give him your number.

Sae. Answer me. Answer me Sae. What is this.

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new icon :))

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i have to make a new promo hmmmmmm. and maybe new icon since i dont wanna change my header

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i fixed it nobody saw anything

I FORGOT NAGI

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I FORGOT NAGI

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blows a kiss

for keisuke and junichi wanima

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tag dump

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i think i will make this blog a multi actually but i just. i dont think i want that many muses so im thinking bachira, wanima bros, nagi and uhhhh probs shidou

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honestly if i had to choose a sport to play, soccer WOULD be on that list because quite simply its one of the few sports that dont require a ball flying through the air at your face and yes i realize in soccer that can happen but its not like football or baseball or volleyball levels of flying like soccer balls MAINLY stay on the ground

i just

i have a fear of things rushing at high speeds towards my head

so either soccer or like. i was always semi decent at field hockey in gym class

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episode 2 really made me remember how much i shipped yoichi and bachira bye

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“I’m glad I came here, because I got to meet you, Isagi.”

Isagi & Bachira in Episode 2

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Bachira blep in the manga and anime