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hey guys, it's your friend Ray here to tell you that you should totally leave a nice comment for that person whose work you admire, because in 10 years (if you're very skilled) you can get them to move to your city.

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the courier in FNV is so fucking funny if you’re just good at tanking damage and dogshit at dodging attacks because they get shot two (twice) times, get revived, and suddenly they can start sleeping off gunshot wounds to the head, dynamite to the legs, and having their torso littered with laser rifle holes. like can you imagine being benny and knowing that the dude who stepped on three direct landmines and didnt break a sweat is after your ass. terrifying.

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hey guys, it's your friend Ray here to tell you that you should totally leave a nice comment for that person whose work you admire, because in 10 years (if you're very skilled) you can get them to move to your city.

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went on someone’s blog who didn’t post in over a year and their last post was about getting married. like your marriage is more important than posting on tumblr? grow up

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assume at all times that my posts are made to be as deliberately malicious as possible and specifically targeting you

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i assume everyone reblogging this is making fun of me for buying my pc at Fry's. which is fsir i suppose

pc failed to boot like 5 times before i got it to work. what's a new rig run a bitch these days $$?

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imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

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I love charcuterie!! :D

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i hate this idea that if you’re a hater you’re automatically not a lover. i love a lot of things, i just happen to despise what You like. 

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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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More than partners,✨friends✨