venomlion3
venomlion3
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Sarah/Venom/Seth, 25, Genderfluid (He/They/She), Pan, Artist/Animator. Check out my Carrd for more info/BYF!
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venomlion3 · 5 hours ago
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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕
yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe
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venomlion3 · 5 hours ago
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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!
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venomlion3 · 11 hours ago
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venomlion3 · 23 hours ago
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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venomlion3 · 23 hours ago
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coupon applied you saved one william dollars
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venomlion3 · 23 hours ago
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"but physical media is worse quality and will break with time" I DON'T CARE! I WANT TO OWN THINGS I LIKE! I WANT SHELVES FULL OF DVDS, CDS, AND A LIBRARY!
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venomlion3 · 1 day ago
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Every protein bar is called something like "double chocolate indulgence caramel cookie dough delight crunch" and tastes like clay and sawdust
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venomlion3 · 1 day ago
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went to my best friend’s house last night and saw a little plushie dog and plushie cat that had been sewn together down the middle into a two-headed chimera. I said, “did you do that?” she said, “yes, I saved them.”
turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.
cannot stop thinking about the way these little plushies were approached with the instinct of a Vampire or some sort of ancient god. “Let me save you [turn you into a monster].”
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venomlion3 · 1 day ago
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It's wonderful how, with no warning and without even trying, we will randomly stumble across new favorite songs, new favorite artists, new favorite books, new favorite movies, new favorite games, new favorite shows, new favorite snacks, new passions, new hobbies, new interests, new favorite blogs and new favorite people. So when things are terrible, hold onto the fact that someday, possibly when you least expect it, you'll suddenly come across something wonderful!
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venomlion3 · 1 day ago
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a man walking by me on the street calls me a faggot so i point my bill gates 5g microchip gaydar at him and discover he experimented with a man in college and can reclaim it so i determine i am no longer upset
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venomlion3 · 1 day ago
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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan
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venomlion3 · 1 day ago
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Stationery furries
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venomlion3 · 2 days ago
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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venomlion3 · 2 days ago
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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine
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venomlion3 · 2 days ago
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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venomlion3 · 2 days ago
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literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan
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