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This is my neighborhood boyfriend @benjaminfranklinthefrenchie. Luckily he's on the $100 bill so I can eat all the ice cream I want #sugardaddy 💯🍨💰

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I hope all my furry friends have a chill #nationaldogday 🐾

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Sundayze be like @thefatjewish #whitegirlwasted #whitegirlrose #sundayscaries

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nope - definitely not a donut 🐾🍩 #tgif

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When invited to a frenchie party, it's always a good idea to bring enough seaweed to share #moochishere

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this is my sand hole. it is half-way to China. I'd like to see you try to dig a better one #smug (at South Carolina)

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Fell asleep reading the funnies. Room service, where is my pupicino?! ☕️💤 #saturdaymorning (at Belmond Charleston Place)

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I'll have the sand, with a side of sand, and a sand shake to drink #nomnom

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when frenchie suitors ask my ideal date, I say "super short walks on the beach. Followed by the ice cream truck" ❤️🐾🍦

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Has anyone seen my bear? The suspect list is exactly 1 dog long #givemoochherbear

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I like my dad ok, but there is nothing like a mothers love. Happy 30th birthday momma 👸🏼 #hbd

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This is a #PSA for all my frenchie friends to please use caution when near water; our alien heads are not buoyant #tgif

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when you come home late at night past curfew #notmadjustdisappointed

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HBD to my sister from another mister @lolabarksdale For your birthday, please enjoy my turkey leg 🍗 #LOLATURNS2

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U-N-C-L-E 😂 @rita_the_frenchie #tgif

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C'mon mom, make him move. My butt needs space here #roadtrip

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Modeling the Fall 2016 scarf collection. Your welcome world. #ProenzaSchouler