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I love bracelets

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main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

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Y'all ever feel like Terracotta mask in the shape of the head of a fox, dog, or bat ca. 600–480 BCE?

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Don’t mind me. Just cleaning your dash

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Why did this blow up

Hey guys!!

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Hey guys!!

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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Fuck it, OC wallpaper

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Alan CG (WONDEREND 0 TRUE ENDING SPOILERS)

So I surprisingly ended up finishing the null boss battle (normal) a couple hours ago (at least when I'm queuing this). I already saw clips of the ending on youtube since I got impatient, but I thought I'd just post the full cropped cg here in case anyone wants it:

MY FUCKING SON IS DEAD *profusely crying* (or is he 👀 (haven't finished the second part of the game yet))

I didn't expect this game to hit so hard when I first started playing, but this shit just hit me like a truck (especially as an ex-gacha kid). I can't put all of my thoughts into words right now, but I do hope this game gets more attention.

This is also my first actual post on Tumblr (besides reblogs) so hopefully everything goes well.

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if y’all see this floating around: yes, it’s from me, and yes, you can find the original post on hoyolab under the same user <3

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Opinions on furrys? The good, nice ones

I don't hate furries even a little bit. They're a very strong race. You know who's a furry? Every fucking IT technician, every computer genius running the frameworks for Google, Youtube, Steam, Roblox, or whatever. You think someone dedicated enough to their hobby to build a fucking $4000 fursuit isn't an absolute wacko-genius at their REAL job?? Hyperfixations when used by the right people yield great power. Also almost every item I've sold on here was bought by a furry, does that say more about me than them??? Idk but they have the funds.

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This was my 100th post btw 😭

RAARARARAFAFAGSHAHAFARARARARRARARA meow :3

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RAARARARAFAFAGSHAHAFARARARARRARARA meow :3

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Optimus Prime was God and he wore blue Yeezies.

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My current favorite bit is my comment section trying to spell gorgeous

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Like if you’re a #tumbeasts fan, reblog if you’re a #gacha life 2 fan.