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Does anyone know if there's a fanfic where Bob is a stripper? Preferably Boblena?

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We have more photos of them together than Lawrusso in 1984, but in return, they interact less. A win is a win, i guess

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So... what’s the Liconor dynamic gonna be? 'Cause they’re definitely not Lawrusso. Do we have headcanons yet, or are we waiting for the digital release?

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I had a super weird dream last night. The Thunderbolts were trying to rescue a bunch of people from a collapsing building in New York. For some reason, Bob was there in civilian clothes and overheard a girl saying her dog was still inside, so he decided to help. But then, in a twist only my horny brain could come up with, Bob came out of the flames with his clothes on fire, ending up in nothing but his underwear in front of everyone. John, Bucky, and Alexei rushed to cover him up, while Yelena and Ava tried to stop people from taking pictures.

If anyone wants to write this, be my guest.

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Johnny Lawrence taking off his shirt after seeing Daniel at soccer practice, smiling when he sees him at Cobra Kai and kissing Ali just to make him jealous

vs

Conor Day biting his lip, checking Li out head to toe, getting mad when ignored and smiling when shoved

Who’s the most pathetic loser boy with toxic homosexual tendencies?

I don’t know which Karate Kid those clowns watched, but Johnny isn’t some cool guy in rock band t-shirts. He’s a loser (said with love). He dresses like a church youth group leader, he and his friends wear matching jackets like they’re in some suburban gang, and doesn’t even know how to roll a joint. He’s not cool. He’s a high school mean girl with emotional constipation and a black belt. A male version of Regina George.

And Conor? Conor is insane. Not regular mean-boy insane but there’s something wrong with him insane. Li breathes in his direction and suddenly he is doing the eyes, the smirk, the lean-in.

in conclusion: they’re both losers. and they both need therapy.

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Congratulations, Conor Day. You’ve officially graduated from the Johnny Lawrence School of Toxic Homosexuality.

What makes the Li x Conor dynamic even funnier than Lawrusso is that at least Daniel acknowledges Johnny. Meanwhile, Li couldn’t care less about Conor and that boy is pressed.

Like, “Don’t walk away from me!” he just wants a crumb of attention 😭

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I’d 100% watch a Modern Family-style sitcom (with a little bit of drama) about the New York gang. I don’t even need fights, just Li processing his grief, some trauma bonding and gay tension.

Cobra Kai got six seasons with that crappy writing, and I don’t get to see my found family again? A crime.

Think about the potential. Dr. Fong and how she handled her grief. Li and Conor working through their issues and becoming besties with some homoerotic tension, Alan being the emotional support hypeman during fights, Li and Mia being absolutely adorable.

That quote from Lilo & Stitch where Stitch says he found his family and that even though it's little and broken, it's still good? THAT’S WHAT KARATE KID IS ABOUT. Broken people being broken together.

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Li fong his uncle and his two fathers

Update: Ralph saying the film is about fatherhood and mentorship confirmed that Li Fong is Daniel's son

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I will be pushing this propaganda

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What makes the Li x Conor dynamic even funnier than Lawrusso is that at least Daniel acknowledges Johnny. Meanwhile, Li couldn’t care less about Conor and that boy is pressed.

Like, “Don’t walk away from me!” he just wants a crumb of attention 😭

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I knew you in another life

You had that same look in your eyes

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I swear to god I'm trying to stop hating Cobra Kai but the fans saying that Mr. Han would be buddies with Johnny or that he would be a better sensei for Li is making me want to rip my own skin off. Think, guys, just think, Mr. Han hated the Chinese version of Cobra Kai, and you want me to believe that Li would want as his sensei someone who believes in striking first and not showing mercy? Same Li who had his life ruined because of violence, who showed mercy to someone who didn't deserve it and who cares about people he barely knows? Nah that kid is a natural Miyagi Do. He's badass without having to be a violent asshole.

Also i know you guys like to ignore it because he is blonde and """funny""", but johnny is canonically racist.

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Seeing Ben Wang being praised not only by critics, but by the public and his castmates makes me so happy. After seeing how Rachel Zegler, Haile Bailey and Anthony Mackie were treated, I was so afraid that he would be attacked by racist Cobra Kai fans and even more afraid that the film would have a stereotypical approach or diminish him in favor of Daniel and Mr. Han, but fortunately he is the protagonist and the heart of the story. For me, Li is without a doubt one of the best characters in the franchise. He is everything a Karate Kid needs to be and Cobra Kai lacked, and a large part of that is Ben's merit. I really hope he has a great future.

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I need the deleted scenes from Karate Kid Legends urgently. What did you mean Mia and Li talked about her mother and his brother? Why would they cut that?

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thinking here that the new karate family is made up of immigrants and descendants of immigrants. Li, his mother and Mr. Han, Victor and Mia, Daniel and Alan (I'm not sure if he's an immigrant, I'm just assuming) so after all that "let's show how badass Americans are" bullshit we go back to the root of the story being about outsiders

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watching people on tik tok saying that the Cobra Kai teens would beat Li and Conor is so funny. I don't give a shit if Miguel won a world tournament, Li beat the crap out of THREE armed adult men and Conor was terrorizing the men at his gym. none of these white boys stand a chance

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I watched Karate Kid: Legends again and, my God, this movie should have been two hours long.

Some observations:

Li Fong is my baby i would gladly kill every teenager in Cobra Kai for him.

I really wish he and Conor had more interactions.

Speaking of Conor, there’s a scene where I’m pretty sure Daniel had war flashbacks, and I can just imagine him laughing a lot while telling Johnny about it later.

As for Wyatt’s character, it’s great to finally see a Karate Kid with a healthy friendship.

No irony I’d totally watch a series about the New York gang. Way more interesting than any crap Cobra Kai tried to pull off over six seasons