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its crazy growing up and realizing how deranged everyone is and how many problems everyone has. in such mundane ways. your waiter at olive garden believes in q anon. the woman doing your x ray just moved in with a guy she met a week ago. your insurance agent is a hoarder. etc.

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this is qwilfish, a generation 2 pokemon

im just posting this to say, i have never, in my entire life, seen anyone acknowledge its existence.

not only have i never seen fanart of qwilfish, ive absolutely never seen it mentioned in any kind of pokemon discussion, ever

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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Packed my husband a slice of cake with his work lunch and he sent me this

I am losing my mind over this.

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just fucking with some dinosaurs. some raw forces of nature

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spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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this stupid dream I had

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Bittern at the grocery store

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it's murderer night, the one night a year where there's for sure a murderer. famously, the murderer will do everything they can to try and deceive you into opening the door, so i'll have to stay alert.

at midnight i hear a knock on my door. cautiously from my couch, i holler "who's there?"

i hear whoever's on the other side say "im a woman with boobs".

i contemplate this for a moment, before opening the door. on the other side is the most beautiful woman with boobs ive ever seen. but while im looking at her boobs she takes out a knife and murders me.

moral of the story: women can be murderers too so stay on guard.

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter

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Today was chore day and Patches was VERY HELPFUL

HELPED with laundry (got inside the laundry basket and chewed on the mesh)

HELPED with mopping the kitchen (stood in the way because the mop was interesting to her)

HELPED with mopping the bathroom (walked across the wet floor and sat there on the wet floor with her wet little paws)

HELPED with groceries (BIT my red bell peppers BIT them with her TEETH)

HELPED with vacuuming (sat on the couch and watched me vacuum living room. sat on dining room chair and watched me vacuum dining room. sat on)

HELPED with garbage (tried sneaking out front door while I was heading to throw away the trash)

HELPED with cleaning the bathroom (sniffed and said "oh I don't care for that actually" and left)

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