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Higher ups have banned me from drawing

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you've been scrolling for a little bit, you're due for a random encounter soon. be careful okay

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Sacrificial lamb who volunteered for the job but bitches about it the whole time

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I was gonna make a post wondering why people bother with locks in fantasy worlds when there’s spells that can unlock things but then I remembered that I live in a world where you can learn how to pick locks online and I still use locks so maybe my observation wasn’t very well thought out

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I think it’s funny when a fictional dude is kinda goofy or naive or not into academics, and people start playing that up a little for comedy or angst or sex reasons in fic and you’re like “yeah, okay, this shift makes sense for the kind of story they’re writing and it still tracks,” but eventually you start seeing versions where he’s congenitally incapable of petty negative emotions and seems like he’s been failed beyond plausibility by whatever school system exists in his world. And it’s kind of like looking at a modern-day pug.

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"would you kill your evil clone" well to be perfectly honest we'd probably start a youtube reaction series together. Wouldn't even lie about the evil clone thing, viewers would think we were identical twins doing a bit. And I've got a mortgage.

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One unrealistic thing about cults in fiction is how there's usually only one evil cult with a unique name.

If you have The Fellowship of the Bleeding Star you also need a Heralds of the Bleeding Star and The Fellowship of the Heralds of the Bleeding Star and the Bleeding Star Fellowship and Reformed Bleeding Star Fellowship and the Union of Bleeding Star Congregations which includes the previous groups but not the Heralds because they disbanded into the New Heralds and Restoration Heralds in 1987.

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the great thing about enjoying mystery of the week shows is that when the writing is bad its like oh well. next week might be better! but when a plot driven show has bad writing in an episode its like oh god we're going to have to deal with this forever what if i killed everyone

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a bad show? that's nothing? a good show? sure. but a bad show that, for a brief moment, becomes very good, and then never is again? that'll drive a person to madness

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Starting a new religion. I'm not sure about the belief system yet, but the temples need to include obstacle courses of dangerous death traps that need to keep working for at least 2,000 years.

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You know what, I think we can fix this world. We just need to slaughter enough foul scum to pave our way towar-

*My lietmotif starts to play, but the string section is in reverse and has dropped two pitches.*

Oh shit! Uh, nevermind...maybe I should go ajd get some therapy instead.

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EEEKKK *trips and falls and you catch a glimpse of my evil and irredeemable soul*

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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.