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I thought this blog was dead? You guys posting shit again?

ya forgot it existed for a while, posting whatever at this point.

[moonguardsecrets]

“I bound my people’s souls to Azeroth with necromancy during the Shadowlands Crisis. Call me a monster but what was I supposed to do? Let them fall into the Maw?!”

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"Light Bless you."

"Did you just wish death on me?"

No, it was a compliment sir; even if you are a death knight. If we're going to play that game, then I should take offense whenever you say "suffer well" as I deem suffering a terrible and cruel thing to wish on another.

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"Why does everybody in Stormeind believe theft is justifiable and should never be criminalized? Yes people struggle, but it's not live EVERYBODY needs to steal to survive, right? Can we have at lease some law and order???"

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“It’s scary how quickly I transitioned from a woman wanting to save the world, to one that would smile if it was destroyed. The weak never prosper. Strength is all that matters on Azeroth. And I am sorry I could not protect the weak from myself.”

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“I reckon ‘ve tried it your way. The nice way, the good way. I thought I had climbed t’ the top, but in reality I had crashed so hard int’ the cobbles tha’ I lived a couple momths dazed and confused. Every state of bein’ will tear us apart. ‘M tired of bein’ th’ victim in yer story.”

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"Asking for a friend... what's the secret to immortality? Because I'm petty sure this death knight intends to turn my bones into a chandelier when i die.

I can hardly find people to help me kill some dicks that deserve it, I'm never going to get this Death Knight to die forever..."

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"If the city was to ever brink on fallin then I would help push it over. Why? I've dun unforgivable things not in the right mind that the law says dun matter an these would be further forgotten or ignored."

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"Sometimes when I say I don't like something but I have to try it anyway, I say I didn't like it even if I really did. Just so people won't push me to try more new stuff when I don't feel like it."

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"Odyn, I sometimes wish I never met him. I sometimes wish I never ever had this life-- At all! Hah, I could've been a, some, weak, pretty-dolled accountant at some Orgrimmar banks but... Well... Here I am. Just a war train, ready for wrecking, and for some serious pain."

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Blood knights suck

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Your children do not belong everywhere. Taking your non existent infant to a war meeting is being an attention whore. Stay at home or stay away from the business of adults.

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"Every day I share a secret but I'll never feel any better 'cause the one I can never share burns away me innards an would literally be the end of me. Every day I just smile an laugh an die sum more instead of dyin' by tomorrow."

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"In 20 years of professional soldiering, that battle was the worst self-inflicted battlefield disaster I've ever seen. All of it could have been avoided if you'd just talked to each other and sorted shit out beforehand."

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"A poor man cries over his ripped pant pocket. A wise man uses it to scratch his balls." Thank you, wise pandaren man. This helped my day.

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I faked my death and moved go the Valley of the Four Winds and started a farm and changed my name to escape my ex's goblin thug friends who want to kill me for slapping my ex on retaliation for cheating on me. I'm much happier with my vulpera Shaman roommate who helps me grow crops with blessed waters and healthy soil.

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Why does the flower continue to entertain the feather's misbehavior? Someone is going to drown them one day.