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The person who loves you the most kills you the best.

Cupid doesn’t shoot arrows; he wields a double-edged sword.

nikka ursula (

n.t

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slytherins: *have no role models. i mean no role models. regulus black is seen as a death eater, snape is an abusive bastard, draco isn't given redemption, andromeda is hardly mentioned. no role models*

slytherins: *work hard all year, about to win, and still lose the house cup*

slytherin first years: *belittled when sorted. they're eleven years old*

slytherins: *always suspected, undermined, and pitted against the rest of the school*

slytherins: *booed at every Quidditch match*

slytherins: *excluded from the only redemption they can have- fighting in the battle and dumbledore's army*

slytherins: *expected to fight in the battle anyways and treated like fucking terrorists when they choose not to for fear that they'll be fighting their parents, friends, and family*

slytherins: *automatically taken to mean death eater*

slytherins: *always pitted against the rest of the school and portrayed as terrible people even though they face discrimination and harassment*

Gryffindors: WHY ARE ALL THE SLYTHERINS MEAN TO US? WE'RE SO NICE!! *uwu*

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witchlineage:

       ❝Agatha Cromwell, but you can call me Aggie if you’d prefer.❞ She shook the young girl’s hand, retracting her own once the exchange was through. ❝Oh dear, I’m afraid they must have. There’s no one by that name here. There IS a Mister Belvedorous a few doors down. But I doubt he’d be much help to you on the subject.❞ Poor man hardly knew when the next full moon was, after all.

❝Lovely to make your acquaintance---❞  Full lips quirked and an amused expression flit across her stormy gaze as she huffed a mock exaggerated breath. ❝ What a terribly vexing predicament. You know? I have half a mind to think the older members on staff might’ve pulled one over on me....And after that nightmare with MACUSA customs no less.❞ 

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❝ Hmmn---Think she retired just a bit before I got there myself. Granted Ted didn’t have many a nice thing to say---❞  amusement curves the corners of her lips as she leafs through the fashion magazine in her lap distractedly. ❝ Don’t tell me you finally believe in getting your cards read Da’ ?❞ 

         ❛   torie   —-   does  professor  trelawney  still  teach  at  hogwarts   ?   ❜   //   @moonhissed.

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five word prompts

an-exotic-writer :

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

“can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

“just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

“really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

“zero fucks given. next please.”

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I burned so long so quiet you must have wondered if I loved you back. I did, I did, I do.

Annelyse Gelman, from “The Pillowcase” in Everyone I Love is a Stranger to Someone   (via iadler)

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L'homme qui ment (1968)

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You kiss me with your mouth wide open like you’re not afraid of swallowing poison. I taste the good and bad in you and want them both. We call this bravery.

Anita Ofokansi, Literary Sexts  (via mmurdocks)

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❥      NON - SEXUAL   ACTS   OF   DOMINANCE . 

feel free to edit or elaborate as you please .   ( add  ‘ reverse ‘  to your message if you’d like to see how my muse would perform the action ) . otherwise , send in one of these for my muse’s reaction to   …

[ lit ]  your muse lighting a cigarette , spliff , etc. for mine . 

[ order ]  your muse ordering for mine at a restaurant or bar .

[ guide ]  your muse putting a hand on mine’s back to lead them .

[ pay ]  your muse paying for mine at a store , bar , restaurant , etc . ( you can specify where or for what . )

[ open ]  your muse opening a door for mine .

[ dry ]  your muse drying mine off with a towel after a shower , bath , swimming , etc . 

[ instruct ]  your muse giving mine instructions / telling them what to do . 

[ groom ]  your muse adjusting mine’s appearance , such as straightening a tie , fixing their hair , or buttoning their shirt for them , etc . 

[ direct ]  your muse taking mine by the chin and telling them to look yours in the eye .

[ disagree ]  your muse sternly telling mine  ‘ no ‘ .

[ rest ]  your muse resting their arm over mine’s shoulder / s .

[ clean ]  your muse cleaning a smudge of something off mine’s cheek , forehead , etc .   feel free to specify what and how . 

[ answer ]  your muse answering a question meant for mine . 

[ coat ]   your muse holds mine’s coat out for them while they put it on .

[ pilot ]  your muse taking mine by the arm , hand , shoulder , etc . to lead them . 

[ stare ]  your muse staring mine down . 

[ placement ]  your muse telling mine to sit down .

[ teach ]  your muse taking control of mine’s hand , arm , hips , etc . to make sure they do something correctly .  

[ patience ]  your muse telling mine to be patient .

[ tears ]  your muse wiping away mine’s tears .

[ swat ]  your muse swatting mine’s hand away from something they’re not supposed to touch .  

[ jewelry  ]  your muse clasping a piece of jewelry for mine , such as a necklace , or earrings . 

[ enough ]  your muse commanding mine to stop talking . 

[ retrieve ]  your muse requesting or ordering mine to retrieve them something .

[ invite ]  your muse inviting mine to sit on their lap .

[ lean ]  your muse inviting mine to lean into their side while they’re sitting or laying together . 

[ calm ]   your muse telling mine to  ‘ just breathe ‘ .

[ scold ]  your muse scolding mine for something .

[ comfort ]  your muse pulling mine into a reassuring hug .

[ approval ]  your muse complimenting mine on a choice they’ve made .

[ beckon ]  your muse beckoning mine to them without speaking . 

[ laces ]  your muse lacing , tying , or zipping something for mine , such as shoes , a dress , or a jacket , etc .

[ stay ]  your muse telling mine to stay in the car . 

[ defend ]  your muse defending mine’s reputation , dignity , or safety for them . 

[ feed ]  your muse feeding mine something , feel free to specify what .

[ volume ]  your muse demanding mine speak louder .

[ read ]  your muse reading something to mine .

[ refill ]  your muse refilling mine’s glass for them . 

[ possessive ]  your muse resting their hand on mine’s leg or the small of their back while they’re sitting beside each other . 

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ofrefletcion 

green eyes look up at her sister as she sits on the floor, with the smiths & journeyman sprawled around her, if you knew dom, this was a bad omen. sisters know each other by heart, they know when the other is hurt and they also know why they are hurt. “ she’s with diego now, saw them kissing the other day”  dom replies ferociously, now she is not looking at victoire anymore , instead she fixes her eyes on the smiths record in front of her. ” it’s because, i didn’t want to have sex  with diego just yet and well, she does sleep with everyone ” she says it like this  ‘she sleeps with everyone ’ as if her best friend is something you disdain. 

❝  Pair of slags---❞  She bristles, and rightfully so in the face of her little sister’s disdain. Without a second thought? Victorie plops down on the floor as well, with an impatient push of silvery hair behind a left shoulder. This won’t stand. It’s not just a gross act of disrespect on both parties! It’s her sister’s happiness on the line— A flash of their last tarot reading comes to mind, & full lips purse lightly as she gathers her knees up to her chest.  ❝There’s nothing wrong with sleeping around provided you’re safe...HER problem is a lack of loyalty or sense.❞ She tactfully refrains from reminding her sibling about her past warnings on the pretentious Ravenclaw boy however. As it is? The creative cogs in her mind are already spinning in terms of REVENGE. And she’s quite sure it’d be more than easy to enlist their Cousin James---Mischief incarnate.

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moodboard: slytherin girls

any means to achieve their ends

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Teddy and Victoire

They are probably the most attractive couple ever. Think about it. Victoire is part Veela. Teddy is a fucking Metamorphmagus. That’s one hot couple.