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Happy 13th birthday Oscar. We all miss you.
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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em
“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant
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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.
So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.
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Oscar passed last May. He was 12 years old. He’ll be 13 on the 28th of this July. He’s the first pet that I can remember having. He loved everyone and everyone loved him.
June 11th is World Pet Memorial Day. Drop your photos of pets that have passed but are forever in your heart. 🌈







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felt like redrawing one of my favorite images ever
edit : forgot to add the original lol sorry
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Oscar
July 28th, 2012 - May 6th, 2025
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ROUND 4 - GROUP 3 - SIDE B

BEAST WIRT V.S. ABSOLUTESOLVER UZI
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You've been "trapped" in a "VR" game for years, learnt magic, had a family, etc. But now they've "rescued" you from it all. Waking up on the hospital bed you reflexively cast a shield. Which works.
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