moonlitlillypop
moonlitlillypop
Lilly!
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I do nerdy puns and stuff. 24. she/her. Don't be a jerk.
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moonlitlillypop · 7 hours ago
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moonlitlillypop · 7 hours ago
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hey so QUITTING SOMETHING THATS HORRIBLE FOR YOU DOESNT MAKE YOU A QUITTER. IT MEANS YOURE SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW WHEN SOMETHING ISNT WORTH IT ANYMORE.
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moonlitlillypop · 14 hours ago
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moonlitlillypop · 16 hours ago
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this qrt has absolutely fucking sent me
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moonlitlillypop · 18 hours ago
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wow. you liked godzilla? the movie where a huge monster rampaged through a city and killed thousands and thousands of people? you thought it was cool? you think it's cool when vulnerable urban populations are decimated? you literally condone mass death? :/
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moonlitlillypop · 21 hours ago
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But actually Elminster is the funniest character because he doesn't even actually tell you to kill yourself in person. He sends a simulacrum to do it
Gale is the funniest character in balur's gate 3. He managed to seduce the goddess of magic and then because he's a greedy dumbass (read: average wizard) he fucks it up so bad that she sends the greatest wizard of all time to go tell him to kill himself
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moonlitlillypop · 21 hours ago
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Gale is the funniest character in balur's gate 3. He managed to seduce the goddess of magic and then because he's a greedy dumbass (read: average wizard) he fucks it up so bad that she sends the greatest wizard of all time to go tell him to kill himself
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moonlitlillypop · 21 hours ago
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Thanks Gale
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moonlitlillypop · 23 hours ago
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If i make a bad post understand without the bad posts i would make no good posts. everything is practice. posting is a skill to be honed. and i will never fully master it. my bad posts. are simply the path to my good posts.
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moonlitlillypop · 1 day ago
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moonlitlillypop · 1 day ago
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One of the big differences there is when you're asking someone a question they can usually tell pretty easily that a question is being asked
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moonlitlillypop · 1 day ago
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Clark Kent does have autism
Everyone at the Daily Planet thinks Clark Kent has autism.
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moonlitlillypop · 1 day ago
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sometimes an online creator seems like an asshole but like. not in any way that registers as dangerous or problematic or 'dont support their content' its more like. wow i sure am glad i dont have to be friends or coworkers with that guy. do u know what i mean.
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moonlitlillypop · 1 day ago
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modern games be like “we are holding your gigabytes hostage”
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moonlitlillypop · 2 days ago
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honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
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moonlitlillypop · 2 days ago
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It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.
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moonlitlillypop · 2 days ago
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