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my wifi atm is so bad bc tell me why it'll take 20 minutes to download a 344mb app in 2025
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Sydney Sweeney: Genes are passed down from parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality, and even eye color. My jeans [genes] are blue.
Announcer: Sydney Sweeney has great jeans [genes].
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because i like boobs and don't like blasphemy, next question
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IT'S BACK??????
#WE'RE SO BACK??????#i mean look i'm not loving this staging but heathers off-bway revival in 2025???
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"analyzing every-" "video essay on-" "researching the decline of-" and the video isn't any of those things. these people are just summarizing the plot of whatever they're talking about for 7 hours and calling it a day.
#sorry to be a hater but like. summary =/= analysis#i have seen analysis videos!! that show characters and themes and story#but <3 i don't care to go episode by episode. that's why i watched the show#and for sure you have to give context but it's not giving context if it's the entire thing and you make no other points#and i do enjoy recaps!! but if i'm told it's going to be a recap#like i love the cari can read 'i read it so you don't have to' videos!! she's really funny and i don't wanna read acotar#but she's not calling it an analysis or research we're literally just having fun here
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i love screwing up my sleep schedule the week before uni starts
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I JUST TURNED SEVENTEEN IM MASTER OF MY SCENE STILL SOMETHINGS SORTA NOT COMPLETELY COOL GUESS IM TALKING BOUT THE PROBLEM THAT I GOT WHEN THINGS GET CHILLY THAT IS WHEN I WANT THEM HOT IT MIGHT SOUND SILLY BUT IT BOTHERS ME A LOT ARCHIE GOING LEFT ARCHIE GOING RIGHT ARCHIE RUNNING ANY ROAD THAT HE CAN FIND ARCHIE NEVER MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND I LOOK AT OTHER GUYS WITH FIRE IN THEIR EYES THEY KNOW THE WAY THEIR WHOLE LIVES WILL PLAY OUT ME I DONT HAVE A CLUE OF WHAT IM GONNA DO OR EVEN WHAT MY STORY IS ABOUT THINK ITS TIME I MAKE A BIG DECISION ATTACK MY PROBLEMS WITH A SLICK PRECISION ONLY THEN CAN I GET RID OF THE VISION OF ARCHIE GOING LEFT ARCHIE GOING RIGHT ARCHIE RUNNING ANY ROAD THAT HE CAN FIND ARCHIE NEVER MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND MAKING UP HIS ALL AMERICAN MIND. if you even care.
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i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up
#to watch certain videos on youtube you have to verify your age with your id and credit card#that you’re 18+#which is also absurd bc here r is the only movie rating where you have to do that and i’m pretty sure nothing on there is r rated#and i don’t really have a way to fix it other than adults teach internet safety better#ofc you don’t want to over monitor internet access bc safety for kids in bad situations#but also also.#youtube shouldn’t need my government id for me to watch a little bit of gore
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are you:
neurodivergent and love socks
neurodivergent and hate socks
neurotypical and love socks
neurotypical and hate socks
confused/bald/see results
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WHAT is even the point of mind controlling a hero if it doesn't feel good. if you can't make them like it. if they don't learn to want it.
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been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and
1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks
2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this
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also complaining is allowed!!!
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love how heathers was like you cannot fix him. you cannot save his sorry ass. he’s going to blow himself up on the football field and you’re just going to have to live with that, babe!
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Would you rather:
-Live somewhere where it is ALWAYS 100F/38C
-Live somewhere where it is ALWAYS -40
In both scenarios, assume you’re stuck in that place and cannot move somewhere else.
In both scenarios, assume you’re stuck in that place and cannot move somewhere else.
#i don't like hot weather#but 38 is manageable#like pretty solidly so#just wear light weight maxi skirts and like tank tops#it sucks but you can deal#-40??? negative fucking forty???#i love blankets but they cannot heal all sins (heaters i hate you heaters)#38 is human body temp. -40 would kill me quick#esp since i don't make good decisions
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do not underestimate how many times i can listen to a song in a row
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scrolling on depop like "will this dress show my ass"
#the answer is probably#since i'm slightly above average height and it's also where i carry a fair amount of my weight
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name one thing more terrifying than having someone love and cherish you
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