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Every so often I check on this blog again to find the most incomprehensible troll garbage in my ask box.
In other news I may not post here anymore but I am, despite the universe’s best efforts, still alive.
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It ended up succeeding
Player: We’re going to rules-lawyer our way into an Anime scene!
GM: Okaaay….
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lots of hypotheses about flower evolution out there but i think without flowering seed plants to beat them back the seedless plants would have become too powerful. for millions of years they were allowed to fuck freely. flowerless seed plants were an okay innovation but as soon as that one adder tongue fern genus evolved 1,260 chromosomes god decided enough was enough
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bored of wizardry, harry potter decides to turn to a life of crime in the muggle world. potter told our reporter that “my ambition is to be on the most confusing episode of buzzfeed unsolved”
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I sense fuckery on the horizon.
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Freaking superb you funky little death omen.
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There was an eclipse, I’m counting it.
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I have the weirdest feeling of deja vu.
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