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just started wayne (2019) and mark mckenna is so fucking hot what the fuck i need him

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10k is so babygirl and i don't think i even need to elaborate

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oh my god. please one chance mike faist. just one chance please. please please please

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missing dodge mason rn

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marry me lucas.

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me, starting a new series: im watching it for the plot

the plot is iñaki godoy

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the comments in school bus graveyard live in total delusion and i love it like one of their favorite characters could be dead but they’re all like “omg ashlyn and aiden moment 🥰”

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does anyone rmbr z nation

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"it's a boy again!"

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guys i have a problem. THE VOLLYBALL PICTURE?? HIS ARMS?? (choke me)

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being a httyd villian must be really embarrassing

like imagine you’re being all evil, enslaving dragons and such, and this scrawny one-legged teenage boy with an attitude problem comes alone and everything goes to hell

and you just have to sit there and take it because he’s smarter than you and he knows it

and you know it

how degrading

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creatures united incorrect quotes/things my friends and i have said pt eight

gray: aliens? wake me up when something important happens, like a new pasta shape

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joseph: do u wanna play 20 questions?

bex: sure !!

joseph: what’s ur favorite color?

bex: pineapple. do you like men?

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simon: YOU LOOK LIKE A NEWBORN GUPPY FISH CRYING.

indigo: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO ME.

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joseph: oh let me just light my mommy issues on fire

simon: see you get it

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gray: contacting my favorite ex rn

indigo: my favorite ex is uhhh.. etie 😁😁

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simon: we're just talking, I'm letting the slow burn marinate. (im secretly waiting for october to roll around so that i can relate to we fell in love in october and have a silly little october boyfriend)

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joseph: what if i cried & threw up.

simon: ur too sexy for that stop

joseph: but i like him a not normal amountttt

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helen: i hate micellar water

seph: me too (who is that?)

helen: babe it’s a makeup remover.

seph: oh.. YEAH FUCK THAT BITCH

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indigo: did u buy me a luke hemmings is better than you sweatshirt? bc if u did i’ll marry u rn

indigo: like kiss u on the mouth and carry u away off to our honeymoon kinda kiss

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etie: you’re safe now babygirl

simon: naur i’m not, it’s america

etie: FUCKK

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indigo: bae i fell asleep and woke up to michael screaming abt gay bowser in mario kart

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simon: like if my dad passes balding onto me as i get older i’ll kill him and if he’s already dead i’ll bring him back n like tell him he destroyed my childhood or smth idk

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seph: my humongus honkus pixkle jiggle????

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etie: he gave me a donut

indigo: he wants you so bad babe

helen: he's literally begging on his knees for u atp

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bex: but bc u said THATS WHAT THE MASK IS 😩 I think your a fcking fggot

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gray: si i don’t participate in sexual intercourse 😔

simon: virgin 🫵

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indigo: i was mature & honest abt my feelings 😍 that’s so crazy i deserve a reward (i’m getting whipped cream before i knock tf out)

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*wakes up in a cold sweat on friday the 13th*

me: what the fuck

long-buried special interest in goosebumps at the end of my bed: it’s time

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the sexual tension between me and jumping off from a cliff

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manifesting luke wears the purple pants in milan again to celebrate the 2 years and 10 months anniversary of me developing a personality lol