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This image was taken on the third floor of an abandoned hospital. The figure is supposedly a ghost in a straight jacket, and the floor was where the psychiatric ward of the hospital was.

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I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.

Yes the fly was removed afterwards.

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me: i'm gonna go all out on the next full moon

(next full moon rolls around):

me:

me: i'm gonna go all out on the next full moon

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“Welcome to witchcraft class let’s talk about curses.”

“Hello students today I’m going to teach you about a bunch of very creepy stuff that I may or may not have done let’s just not think about it too hard okay?”

“That bad dream you had was definitely a curse. Every bad dream you’ve ever had was probably a curse.”

“To break a curse walk backwards through your kitchen to the fridge, pull out a milk jug filled with holy water, and chug it while standing there with the door open.”

“There are fifty thousand types of witchcraft you can do with a rusty nail so I hope we’ve all had our tetanus shots!”

“You definitely don’t need dirt or hair or whatever creepy stalker mementos from your target to be able curse them. Honey, this is the age of Instagram. It’s time to curse your enemy’s Cheerios.”

“You’ll have to memorize these next ten steps. You can’t write them down because you don’t want to have any evidence in your house that you’ve ever even thought about doing any of this.”

“Don’t huff grave dust. You don’t get any cool visions from it. Trust me, I know.”

“Now, remember: I’ve only told you 1/100th of the things I know how to do today, so don’t try any of this stuff on me because then you’ll learn the rest of what I know from what you’ll probably consider the wrong point of view.”

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me: *lays out my crystals to charge in the moonlight* *lays down beside them* self care

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What the signs are excited for

Aries: halloween

Taurus: halloween

Gemini: halloween

Cancer: halloween

Leo: halloween

Virgo: halloween

Libra: halloween

Scorpio: halloween

Sagittarius: halloween

Capricorn: halloween

Aquarius: halloween

Pisces: halloween

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Three things to remember right now: You are smart You are loved You are spooky

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Want to know which Waffle House location has the best views of the eclipse?

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At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet. 

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Gotta love yourself

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don’t eat any food given to you by extroverts or while visiting the homes of extroverts

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Witch tip

Eat a tarot card to gain it’s powers

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me:

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@lyesander

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@ all these fires: stop