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[moonybeam]

The Summer Turned Pretty role play request, 18+, Conrad taken

hey all, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am totally open to RP here as well

Now to the important part! With the weather getting nice again i am getting back into my The Summer Turned Pretty bullshit era, so i am begging for a The Summer I Turned Pretty rp!

With that said though i do have some requests/requirements, i'm not gonna list the basics as i think most of us understand basic rules

1st off, i do not care what team your on, if you prefer jer that's fine. HOWEVER if you are so team jeremiah that you think conrad is a terrible person, please leave now, Conrad is the love interest i use, therefore I don't want someone who thinks he's shitty to play him for me. I'm team conrad but all these characters are complex and when you really think about them they're not bad people, i may not always agree with how jer acts but i also understand where he's coming from if you look at other things, so i'm just asking for the same courtesy, and if you can't provide that, that's fine, you and i do not have to rp together

2ndly, I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

3rd i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy. Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

Motorheads

starting out the same way I start out all my RP requests, Hi, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am open to RP here as well!​

now with that being said I am searching for as the title says a Motorheads RP. I am willing to double up, however I would love for someone to just play Ray for my OC, especially if we're going to RP here on tumblr.

1st, off I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

2nd, i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy.

Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

Original oc x oc

starting out the same way I start out all my RP requests, Hi, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am open to RP here as well!​ now with that being said I am searching for as the title says a original/OCxOC RP. I am looking to play the female role for a bxg pairing based off one of a few things,

1st; being based on @.jackfrostisreal(tiktok)'s pov series about the clueless waitress who has no idea she works in a mob restaurant. let me play a sunshine bean waitress or something who works in a restaurant everyone whispers about, let us include a sunshine x grumpy/cold romance in there too because i am a sucker for romance 2nd; option is based off the movie first daughter, which for anyone who hasn't seen it is basically the presidents daughter goes off to college ends up falling for a guy who she finds out turns out to be a secret service member, but she had no idea

now I just want to drop a few things for you all to know

1st, off I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

2nd, i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy.

Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, this is not because of smut, in fact while I may open to including smut, it is not the focus I'm looking for and sometimes i'm not gonna want to write it. now if you're interested either reply here or pm me.

[moonybeam]

Ginny and Georgia

role play request, 18+,

starting out the same way I start out all my RP requests, Hi, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am totally open to RP here as well! Now to the important part! I am seeking a Ginny and Georgia rp, that being said i should note I am hoping to find a partner who is willing to change the ages a little, mainly aging Georgia up a little, typically I am not a huge fan of messing with the cannon timeline however I am really wanting to have my oc be the older sister of ginny. I know it's not really an uncommon thing from what i've at least seen in the past. however I am also hoping for a partner thats willing to rp more then just oc and love interest interactions, I want to explore the family dynamic as well. though speaking of love interests I am kind of thinking about doing a oc x oc for my side seeing as my oc will be older then ginny, I'd love to work together on the idea/pairing for that, I do have a couple of options of course but i'd love for my partner to work with me. I would really love to rp season 3 things to note, I know this may seem daunting but I promise it's mainly me babbling

I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

2nd, i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy. Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

motorheads fic ideas

look i'm just putting a psa out here, I have a Ray Young plot, like for my oc but I can't write a full fic or even one shots to save my life so if anyone wants to I can send y'all some info if you want to turn some of it into some one shots... because like while I wait for rps for the fandom, if the closest I can get to this pairing is reading y'all's fics and seeing what y'all do with the plot ideas I have. I 100% will take it! so please let me know if y'all want me to send you some ideas and such.

[moonybeam]

Motorheads

starting out the same way I start out all my RP requests, Hi, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am open to RP here as well!​

now with that being said I am searching for as the title says a Motorheads RP. I am willing to double up, however I would love for someone to just play Ray for my OC, especially if we're going to RP here on tumblr.

1st, off I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

2nd, i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy.

Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

Gilmore girls, 18+, Jess is taken

starting out the same way I start out all my RP requests, Hi, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am open to RP here as well!​

Now to the important part! I am seeking a gilmore girls rp, that being said i should note my oc is related to the gilmores. I have spent a lot of time working on my oc and I know it's not really an uncommon thing from what i've at least seen in the past, however I am also hoping for a bit more then just oc and love interest interactions, I want to explore the family dynamic as well, i'd love to include Friday night dinners and so on, obviously in those scenes you would not be playing my love interest but instead one of the family members. speaking of love interests, I know I have it listed in the title but jess mariano is taken​

things to note, I know this may seem daunting but I promise it's mainly me babbling​

I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

2nd,i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy.

Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

Ginny and Georgia

role play request, 18+,

starting out the same way I start out all my RP requests, Hi, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am totally open to RP here as well! Now to the important part! I am seeking a Ginny and Georgia rp, that being said i should note I am hoping to find a partner who is willing to change the ages a little, mainly aging Georgia up a little, typically I am not a huge fan of messing with the cannon timeline however I am really wanting to have my oc be the older sister of ginny. I know it's not really an uncommon thing from what i've at least seen in the past. however I am also hoping for a partner thats willing to rp more then just oc and love interest interactions, I want to explore the family dynamic as well. though speaking of love interests I am kind of thinking about doing a oc x oc for my side seeing as my oc will be older then ginny, I'd love to work together on the idea/pairing for that, I do have a couple of options of course but i'd love for my partner to work with me. I would really love to rp season 3 things to note, I know this may seem daunting but I promise it's mainly me babbling

I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

2nd, i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy. Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

Outerbanks role play request, 18+, JJ taken

hey all, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am totally open to RP here as well

Now to the important part! With the weather getting nice again i am getting back into my Outerbanks bullshit era, so i am begging for a Outerbanks rp!

With that said though i do have some requests/requirements, i'm not gonna list the basics as i think most of us understand basic rules

1st off, If your love interest is rafe, I am not the partner for you, while I understand the appeal and feel like we have seen some growth from his character I am still fairly anti rafe so I am not comfortable playing him, I don't feel like i'd play him well, and even of I was comfortable and could play his type of character well, I honestly don't think i'd want to play his character, which would make the roleplay no fun for either of us so i'd like to stay away from it. beyond that I don't believe there's a lot of charecters I wouldn't be willing to play however it is important to note, I personally use JJ maybanks as my love interest, so I also am not willing to play him for you, the exception being if you're oc and the plot of them and JJ's romance is really interesting to me, then I would be willing to discuss perhaps giving JJ a twin so we could both have them, but if all the plot you have for your oc and JJ is "friends" please know the answer will be no to that. it is rare for me to find ocs that i'm like oh my god no like I want to RP them let's work something out so we can both basically have the same love interest, it's not a personal thing, it has everything to do with motivation and ideas

2ndly, I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

3rd i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy. Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

The Summer Turned Pretty role play request, 18+, Conrad taken

hey all, I go by Harley, I am a rper in my 20's who was apart of quotev for probably around 9-10 years or so, i've primary been using discord lately since Quotev got rid of groups but am totally open to RP here as well

Now to the important part! With the weather getting nice again i am getting back into my The Summer Turned Pretty bullshit era, so i am begging for a The Summer I Turned Pretty rp!

With that said though i do have some requests/requirements, i'm not gonna list the basics as i think most of us understand basic rules

1st off, i do not care what team your on, if you prefer jer that's fine. HOWEVER if you are so team jeremiah that you think conrad is a terrible person, please leave now, Conrad is the love interest i use, therefore I don't want someone who thinks he's shitty to play him for me. I'm team conrad but all these characters are complex and when you really think about them they're not bad people, i may not always agree with how jer acts but i also understand where he's coming from if you look at other things, so i'm just asking for the same courtesy, and if you can't provide that, that's fine, you and i do not have to rp together

2ndly, I am a person who adores plotting, the more the better, honestly, it's almost as good as the actual rp to me. I have sent my partners multi paragraph plotting messages. I also tend to make Pinterest boards for my characters, etc… if you're gonna send me back "yeah", "i love that", "yess" etc… in response to plotting messages and not actually engage, please know we will not work out, and i will tell you now, this is your warning, i make no promises to give you another if you're not providing anything to the conversation

3rd i often can go from being on all day some days to only an hour or totally ignoring discord, honestly it all depends on my inspo, but if you're the type to spam check in messages we're not a good fit. Check ins in general aren't bad, and if you haven't heard from me in a give or take a week (5-7ish days) please feel free to check in, but do not try to check in if its been a day or less, i do sometimes get busy. Following up on the previous rule here, i do want to say that sending messages with tiktoks, plotting ideas, character babbles etc… are not counted as check in spam for me, in fact i am absolutely the type to post ideas, send tiktoks, etc…, so please know my check in rule has nothing to do with double posting etc… it has to do with the "hey", "still there", "still interested" type spam that i feel most people are not interested in.

Lastly, i do not rp with minors, being in my 20's i am not comfortable rping with anyone under 18, if you're interested either reply here or pm me

[moonybeam]

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂  𝐑𝐏  𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒  .  .  .  (  pt  3.  the  first  admission  )   Moments  of  hesitation,  breathless  confessions,  and  the  weight  of  words  finally  spoken    ✧  ˚₊  Themes:  vulnerability,  tension,  relief  &  the  fear  of  ruining  everything

✧      ›     𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐒    &    𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓

My  muse  stumbles  over  their  words,  finally  managing  to  say,  “I…  I  think  I’ve  been  in  love  with  you  for  a  while.”

My  muse  fidgets  with  their  hands,  avoiding  your  muse’s  gaze  as  they  whisper,  “Do  you  ever  think  about  us?  Like…  more  than  just  friends?”

My  muse  lets  it  slip  without  thinking,  eyes  widening  as  they  murmur,  “God,  I  love  you—”  then  freeze.

My  muse  bites  their  lip,  hesitates,  then  finally  sighs,  “I  don’t  know  how  to  say  this,  but…  I  think  you  mean  more  to  me  than  you  should.”

My  muse  confesses  in  a  quiet  moment,  looking  down,  “I  don’t  need  you  to  say  anything  back,  I  just…  needed  you  to  know.”

My  muse  shakes  their  head  with  a  soft  laugh.  “It’s  ridiculous,  really.  I  was  scared  to  tell  you  because…  I  didn’t  want  to  lose  you.”

✧    ›     𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓     &     𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍

My  muse  snaps  in  frustration,  “Do  you  really  not  see  it?  How  much  I—”  then  stops,  realizing  what  they  almost  said.

My  muse  confesses  in  a  moment  of  desperation,  gripping  your  muse’s  wrist  as  they  plead,  “Just…  tell  me  I  don’t  have  a  chance,  and  I’ll  stop.”

My  muse  looks  away,  voice  barely  above  a  whisper.  “If  I  tell  you,  everything  changes.  And  I  don’t  know  if  I  can  handle  that.”

My  muse  confesses  in  a  reckless  moment,  pulling  your  muse  close.  “I  should’ve  said  it  sooner.  I  should’ve  told  you  before  it  was  too  late.”

My  muse  breaks  the  silence  with  a  strained  voice.  “I  don’t  want  to  pretend  anymore.  I  can’t  keep  acting  like  I  don’t—like  I  don’t  feel  this  way.”

My  muse  clenches  their  fists,  staring  at  the  ground.  “I’m  in  love  with  you.  I  have  been  for  years.  And  it’s  killing  me.”

✧    ›   𝐅𝐋𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐃     &     𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆     𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅

My  muse  blurts  out,  “I  think  I—”  then  immediately  shuts  their  mouth,  cheeks  burning.

My  muse  tries  to  play  it  off,  laughing  nervously.  “I  mean,  it’s  not  like  I—uh,  you  know,  like  you  like  you  or  anything—”

My  muse  nearly  confesses  but  quickly  backtracks.  “It’s  nothing.  Forget  I  said  anything.”

My  muse  starts  to  confess  but  gets  interrupted,  then  panics,  saying,  “Never  mind!  Nothing  important!”

My  muse  trips  over  their  words,  then  just  sighs  in  defeat.  “Screw  it.  Yeah.  I  like  you.”

✧    ›   𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒     𝐈𝐍     𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐄     𝐌𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

My  muse  whispers  it  against  your  muse’s  skin,  their  breath  warm.  “I’ve  wanted  to  say  this  for  so  long…”

My  muse  confesses  as  they  tend  to  your  muse’s  wounds,  their  hands  gentle.  “You  don’t  get  it,  do  you?  I’d  do  anything  for  you.”

My  muse  leans  in,  voice  barely  audible.  “Tell  me  I’m  wrong.  Tell  me  you  don’t  feel  it  too.”

My  muse  murmurs  it  in  the  dark,  thinking  your  muse  is  asleep.  “…I  love  you.”

My  muse  says  it  in  the  middle  of  laughter,  their  expression  softening  as  realization  dawns.  “God,  I  love  you.”

My  muse  admits  it  right  before  a  goodbye,  voice  breaking.  “I  didn’t  want  to  leave  without  telling  you.”

[moonybeam]

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when I saw you I knew I wanted a life full of you

[moonybeam]

the idea of standing in between a man’s legs who’s just been in a fight and is all bruised and battered while tending to his wounds …. all while his hand (a hand that is usually rough and malicious) is gently placed on the back of your thigh, just below your ass …. he’s looking at you as if you’ve hung the moon in the sky ……….. it gets me going

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“I’m not really sure what I’m seeing right now.”

“I don’t think I have answers. Not yet.”

“Why do you think I have all the answers huh? I’m still trying to understand why Dances with Wolves won 7 Oscars.”

“This unofficial tour guide gig doesn’t come with a handbook.”

“I wouldn’t bring that up just yet.”

“You don’t know that. Not for sure.”

“He always leaves me with the worst one.”

“You take the last jelly, I will rip off your arm and beat you with the wet end.”

“Why do they want to look in dark scary places when most of the important shit’s stuck under a desk?”

“I’m just saying I can’t speak for no woods, but there’s plenty of crap here to give you chicken bumps. There's scars everywhere.”

“Hell doesn’t have views like this.”

“That won’t change the fact that you’re here.”

“I have people that need me.”

“Not much surprises you after that.”

“Look I’m all saying is if you cling to what you left behind you’ll prolong your pain.”

“It’s cruel to let anyone believe that they can go back when they’ve worked so hard to move forward.”

“You don’t want teasing the dead in your resume.”

“Please tell me the coffee is ready.”

“This is where these sad sacks let their guards down and we figure out who’s boning who.”

“His forehead was three inches higher last year.”

“I was really hoping you weren’t going to say that.”

“Lap it up while you can. By next Thursday you’ll be a footnote.”

“But not one [of them] would say a bad word about the bastard.”

“You see anyone springing up from that table?”

“Whos the soggy tea bag staring at me?”

“Where do you go when you’re not with me?”

“How many times did I tell you that dude was sketchy?”

“This isn’t about him keeping hand lotion in his glove compartment.”

“We need to find evidence.”

“I can’t look at it. Last night it was blowing up.”

“I don’t know what to think anymore. I’m working overtime to protect you.”

“You shouldn’t watch this.”

“Maybe it comes in waves. You know, how when you really miss someone: their laugh, their touch it–maybe if that person truly can’t let you go there’s moments when they can still see and hear you.”

“There’s another place we need to search.”

“Sweetheart you can’t call me when I’m at work.”

“This is where he used to hang.”

“How’d you not tell he’s like a black hole of everything that is wrong?”

“People don’t turn evil overnight.”

“He just didn’t give a shit about what anyone else thought. And I liked that.”

“Is this your idea of foreplay?”

“Yes-No. What are we talking about?”

“I’m pretty sure the rest of it has been destroyed.”

“I mean, you close your eyes you could be anywhere. Miami, Aruba.”

“What? I thought we were talking about stuff that we miss.”

“I’m guessing she came up with the whole plan herself. Lady Macbeth used your plus one as a tool.”

“Be careful who you get your intel from, all right? Jeez.”

“Maybe you should grab another seat, so you’re not tempted to watch the wrong show.”

“I never thought she wouldn’t come back.”

“There are serial killers that dress like clowns. They make balloon animals at lunchtime kiddie parties, and then they eat a human heart for dinner. We’ve seen that movie twice.”

“You’ve come a long way. I’m proud of you.”

“I miss you.”

“Why do you think he wanted me gone?”

“You need to see people for who they really are.”

“What are you doing here so late?”