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No I don't believe that making a computer with the capability to predict and alter events and reality was irresponsible. It is an astonishing advancement in human technology! The irresponsible part was telling my new girlfriend about it, and making the password 1,2,3,4,5. Now yes I'll admit I have used it for some slight personal gain, namely winning 3.45 billion dollars tax free. And sure, I gave myself the muscular body and huge cock of a porn star. But really, I never expected her to go behind my back and give herself a body that grows when she has an orgasm.
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I bet her it wouldn’t take a minute for her find a ride.
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