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ok guys im gonna go to sleep early tonight so i can finally get good rest gnight :)
ⓘ Fact check: This user intends to go to their room and take apart their old Yamaha EZ-200 keyboard in their underwear.
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If you are a vampire NEVER feed from someone named Richard. 400 fucking years and everyone still calls me Dick Sucker
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My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!
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Well fucks? Get to it!
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break from biology work.
Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
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hey... don't cry.... tesla recall for most cybertrucks, okay? >46,000 vehicles affected <3
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Hey guys just got back from war and damn this Senate sucks so bad. Like Ceasar is the worst rn.
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With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared
Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!
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When i was a little one I lived on a farm. We got many eggs a day. Nobody noticed when I nabbed a handful (likely only two or three, I was young) and egged my neighbors porch and a few of their outdoor items for poisoning our farmdogs.
They didn't like the dogshit on their lawn from our great pyrenees dogs running about and chasing off coyotes, and herding other kids in the area away from any roads or pools? Little me figured eggs were a nice alternative.

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this blog hates donald trump
Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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