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A fantasy story starting with the protagonist minding her own business gathering firewood, when a demon appears out of nowhere announcing that she belongs to him now. The protagonist demands to know on what grounds, she's never signed no damn contract. The demon is kind of baffled by this, and awkwardly explains that just now her father had promised his firstborn for something, and she is his firstborn.
The protagonist digs her heels in and says no, she never knew her biological father and by the way the demon explained the situation, evidently her father also doesn't know that he already has a daughter, so therefore the man who had made no contribution to her life after he bred and fled has no claim to her as something he could barter.
Not giving a shit about the fact she's gambling her life in doing so, the protagonist makes contact with the local woodland fae, asking them to negotiate on her side. The fae think that this is fucking hilarious and go with her. So, having lawyered up and with a reluctant demon in tow, the protagonist heads off on a quest to find her father and do whatever it takes to wrangle everyone involved into unmaking the contract.
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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Grave offerings and burying the dead with tools and goods is actually such a deeply human thing to do. It's not really even necessarily about how much you believe in a literal afterlife or them taking the tools with them. It's also just going Wait, I'm Not Done Taking Care Of You, let me make you one more pair of socks so your feet won't be cold when you go wherever it is where I can't follow.
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It happened again.. 😔
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i had this sitting on my files since the start of june
#the outlast trials#dr easterman#leland coyle#mother gooseberry#franco barbi#fanart#art#digital art#outlast
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oh also? An absolutely freaky thing I'm seeing yt leftists do?
STOP TRYING TO TRACK DOWN PROTESTORS THAT DO 'BADASS STUFF'. STOP POSTING ABOUT IT ONLINE.
PEOPLE FUCKING DIE.
AND IT'S USUALLY SOMEONE MELANATED.
THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING YOU FUCKING DUMBASS.
y'all are so stuck on egoistic heroism that every time someone does something 'sick' at a protest you wanna turn them in to the next celebrity to have a parasocial relationship with and then they go missing.
Tf is wrong w y'all.
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Reddit makes dumb decision -> I finally decide to check out Tumblr -> meet cool people on the 196 tag and become mutuals -> I discover one of them lives in Aus too -> I fly like 1000km and we fuck and cuddle
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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.
"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."
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Hey imagine having a garden separated from the street by a high wall, and then building a ramp to your garden with a cat door at human head level, both at just the right height so your dog can peer outside without bothering anyone.
This way, the dog can safely observe the world outside and judge everyone without any risk of someone getting out or in. And why would you want the cat flap on human head level? Simple. Anubis mural.
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I’m gonna hold the outlast trials fandom’s hand when I say this but you’re supposed to hate Coyle. Seeing too many people worship him blindly.
So much shaming others for hating Coyle going on. Let’s not woobify the racist white police officer with a subscription to the triple K (of which so many of his blind stans are unaware of somehow. Uh huh.) I see a lot of whining on Twitter that ‘he isn’t getting trials but Franco is :(((((((“ and believe it or not, red barrels probably doesn’t want you foaming at the mouth online like this either. He’s meant to be hated and despised, not made some leather daddy sex god.
Seriously the behaviour of a chunk of this fandom is revolting.
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I’m gonna hold the outlast trials fandom’s hand when I say this but you’re supposed to hate Coyle. Seeing too many people worship him blindly.
So much shaming others for hating Coyle going on. Let’s not woobify the racist white police officer with a subscription to the triple K (of which so many of his blind stans are unaware of somehow. Uh huh.) I see a lot of whining on Twitter that ‘he isn’t getting trials but Franco is :(((((((“ and believe it or not, red barrels probably doesn’t want you foaming at the mouth online like this either. He’s meant to be hated and despised, not made some leather daddy sex god.
Seriously the behaviour of a chunk of this fandom is revolting.
Edit; if you look at the reblogs I’ve gone more into detail but TDLR. You can’t ignore Coyle’s complicated and horrific lore to make him into smth he’s not/likeable. You’re supposed to hate him. You’re supposed to hate everyone in the game and acknowledge they’re horrific people.
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"If you're not american, why do you even care-"
US-based company YouTube just nuked the government funded channel for HIV prevention in Germany. The channel is purely educational and had no prior (or current) violations.
Assuming you guys get elections again; if I see a single person telling non-US-americans to stay out of it, it's on sight.
(german source) As of writing, the channel has been reinstated due to public backlash, but is missing several videos.
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yandere this and tsundere that how about doing your laundere
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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.
"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."
"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"
"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."
"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"
"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."
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