see pinned post for dni and other Important info | I rein supreme and I do it stylishly | I live in your ears | Arson | Apparently, I'm the leader of a Thomas the tank engine cult... Anyway, bring a contribution to orange brunch | stay tuned for sporadic updates on the Capitalism fandom | Elon Musk x Guillotine x Jeff Bezos | I survived and was part of Mishapocalypse 2.0 and 3.0 | Profile pic by Tia @local-friendly-wizard| Name: Morgue | Age: 21 | see pinned post for pronouns | trans person thing | Queer | BLM | ACAB | EAT THE RICH | WEAR A MASK | F*CK TERFS & SWERFS | FREE PALESTINE | Warning: might swear... a lot | and enters the description section act 1 : you think you understand you think you get it you don't... the pain I feel is immeasurable the fact that not only did they take away his beautiful voice but his FAT JUICY ASS MARIO MY SWEAT PRINCE EAT YOUR PASTA PLEASE WHY YOUR ASS FLAT... my apologies, I will now speak of something very important to me and I'm sure everyone else... I am still in your ears you may have forgotten, may have thought all those little voices in your ears were you losing it, but I've been here all along and I'm not going anywhere, I'M the reason you love ice coffee, I'M the reason you don't like the colour purple anymore, AND I'M the one who thought I'd be funny if you unironically listened to Weezer when no one was looking, AND MY MASTER PLAN? cabbages please, spare cabbages gib me cabbage pwease OR I'LL EAT YOUR SPINAL CORD YOU HEATHEN RAT... toes... mosquito bites make me itch it hurt so much it make me piss (ment to be sung like a jingle in a commercial)... I had to ring out the chipped ham at work like a wet towel used my a very sweaty beefy man that just did a mostly naked public workout... Jesus that sh!ts three steps away from corn... corn it's a big lump with knobs it's got the "juice" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the end?
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received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor
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I hate the flesh hat man, I don't want to see him.
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I don't want to see that godawful flesh hat on my dash again
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Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
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Cock nd Ball torture by cockaholics
Why does this go so well with the last song
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hiya how's life been treating u
I still live in your ears
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do it 😁
NOT DEAD
Send me songs that make you think of little old ME
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depression stealing your appetite as a common symptom really is some oh you think you're soooooo funny don't you shit
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i've been ruined by the phrase "i'm sorry women" i'm literally addicted to it. bumped into a guy on the train and automatically said "i'm sorry women" with a completely straight face. he didn't even ask me to repeat myself. one look at my face and he knew i was beyond help.
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America be like "you cant have free healthcare or easy access to disability but you can have a gun"
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Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?
Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?
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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website
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All of the research on display in my videos is single-handedly done by me.
All the editing? Me.
Prop making? Absolutely no one can be held accountable for this but me.
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