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Mcafee if I ever see you in the streets I’m gonna fire on you like it’s on sight
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"The perils are great, adventurer. But the rewards, oh the rewards..."
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All my homies hate those stupid indoor barn doors!
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A powwow, anywhere
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IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING
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it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.
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(about to jerk you off) wait which way was it again righty tighty or lefty loosey ✋😅🤚 oh well! (twists so hard it rips your peanis clean off)
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INDEED.COM IS A BASTION OF DECEPTION AND DEVILRY
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Why they saying this woman is 28 when she fully looks 50 like come on
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Hey, if you never hear from me again it is because I got lost getting to/from my hotel room and am now trapped










I’m honestly not sure I captured all the twists and turns
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Since it's mid-august it's time for a reminder for the DIY folks or those who like to cosplay
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Bucky. You’ve known me your entire life. Your name is James Buchanan Barnes. I’m not gonna fight you. You’re my friend. CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER (2014)
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