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youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???
i am on the FLOOR
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“Ay yo, Arizona check!”
[Take It Easy by The Eagles plays]
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There was a new letter in the English alphabet. It looked like one of those AI generated attempts at letters and it was pronounced piss for some reason.
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Gonna get myself a fun little surprise I guess
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"An insult to practically everybody with any point of view at all" one of the most beautiful sentences possible with the English language.
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When I was little I had an irrational fear of when you tried to turn off your Windows XP and the screen would gradually turn Grey as you choose which power option to enter

That shit was SCARY!!!
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