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All these billionaires who invested in the metaverce and Neuralink must be questioning their life choices looking at what what furries are doing in VR chat.

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me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

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[footage of the inside of an ordinary Eastern-European home, taken with a handheld phone camera, the man filming is walking from the living room to the back door of the house]

man, narrating in russian: Every fucking year, this time of the year, the pond at my backyard gets infested. What do ponds get infested with? Frogs? Poisonous weeds? Geese? No. Not my pond.

[The man opens the back door, stepping out into a garden. Three or four nude, human-like figures dash from the borders of a pond back into the water.]

man: Rusalki! I don't know where they come from or how they get here, and I can't afford to hire an exterminator every year. I can't let my cat outside anymore. Last year a rusalka managed to drown a whole deer in my pond, the stench was unbearable.

[He walks as he speaks, approaching the pond. There are several eerily beautiful female beings peering at him from under the surface, their long hair floating in the murky water. Their eyes are gleaming in an unhuman way. The man holding the camera stops to film them.]

man, calm and deadpan: What the fuck are all of you staring at. Get jobs or something.

[One of the rusalki, smaller than the others and clearly not a fully matured adult, slowly reaches out of the water with her white, thin hand, grasping his ankle. He appears unconcerned.]

man: You can't drown me, you little idiot. You're too small. Shoo!

[A loud thud startles the rusalki, making them scatter. A second thud makes it clear these are the approaching footsteps of something massive. The man turns around and points the camera at what appears to be a house, walking past above the treeline with chicken-like legs]

man, now yelling: IF YOUR HOUSE SHITS ON MY YARD AGAIN I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD-

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Lady werewolves? Zombie werewolves? Fighting winter werewolves? Yes, please. (I believe in werewolf women supremacy)

UPD - added the silly meme LOL More art on my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ndc1992

the werewolf woman in the post is my OC Raha, the “double cursed woman“

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"holding grudges.."

Considering what Hera did to Dionysus i wouldn't be surprised if he still was angry for what she did to him. Understandably so, since (in Orphic religion) Dionysus was the heir of Zeus and Hera fearing his ingrowing power conspired with the Titans to slay the boy. He was reincarnated as Semele's son but was almost lost again to Hera's jealousy. That's why Dionysus is also referred to as the god or death and rebirth.

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so what if lady d kept a maiden around longer than usual 👉 👈 because what if the maiden was nice to her daughters on a matter of politeness and then accidentally endeared herself to alcina and she ends up keeping her around for company and the maiden certainly isnt against being kept as a hot water bottle and occasional snack by a giant vampire milf. i also love the idea of alcina's daughters gossiping about how long she's kept this one around now, they're normally gone in a matter of days or weeks, she doesn't play with her food for this long.....

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hot stuff

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Honestly...did the same shit myself.

potentially the dumbest thing i've done so far, however i didnt feel so bad bc my housemate did the exact same thing

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Sharlotta: In Search of Destiny (All pages done!)

Bring your very own Sharlotta home today! Available for a limited time only!

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beautiful

instagram.

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i miss my mono black Bord wipe deck...

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A snake story, based on an experience I had while I was in Florida.

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The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.

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Yes, Spain!!!!

[Image descriptions: 1. Tweet by AJ+ @AJPlus [gold check verified] that says: Spain became the 1st country in Europe to offer paid menstrual leave, for 3-5 days. It also gave final approval to laws that: [bullet point] enshrine rights to abortion for people over 16 [bullet point] let trans people over 16 self-identify gender by simple declaration, one of the only places to do so [Attached to the Tweet is a photo of a group of people with trans flags gathered on the steps of a building with large stone columns.]

2. A headline from DW that says: “Spain passes laws on trans rights, abortion, menstrual leave – DW.” The visible part of the article says, “The new laws expand transgender rights and abortion access, as well as give workers paid menstrual leave. The approval comes ahead of…” \End descriptions]

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Lives flashing before your eyes?

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This is amazing! and the use of Mucha’s style is fantastic! Brillant.

“NYX was the goddess of the night, one of the primordial gods (protogenoi) who emerged as the dawn of creation. “ 

                    - https://www.theoi.com/Protogenos/Nyx.html

For those that want to know more about this beautiful Goddess check the link above!

Mother Night