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Woah mama, put @elvis-staffley-official into the sun?

- Punt!

- I’m a fucking coward

@elvis-staffley-official

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Vroom Mama, how has @elvis-staffley-official still not changed his behavior. I put this man in the hospital and he still is a transphobic little shit. What will take to give this bitch a goddamn character arc. According to Dungeons and Daddies (my favorite podcast) you can in fact shoot a character arc into people so why didn’t it work. Humina Humina I’m very annoyed by the lack of any internal change or reflection. It’s pride month you bastard, and you’re a corporation, shouldn’t you at least pretend to care about trans people. Dear lord the things I have to put up with.

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If anyone's interested this is what the *internal* monologue looks like when it's speaking

it's just a wall of text next to them lol

used to be a thought bubble but I changed that

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Whoa Mama should I keep my catchphrase as whoa mama or change it to vroom mama?

@extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @gladys-official @elvis-official-impersonator @elvis-official @godzilla-elvis @animatronic-lion-elvis @stitch-elvis @catgirl-presley @emo-presley

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Whoa Mama should I keep my catchphrase as whoa mama or change it to vroom mama?

@extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @gladys-official @elvis-official-impersonator @elvis-official @godzilla-elvis @animatronic-lion-elvis @stitch-elvis @catgirl-presley @emo-presley

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Whoa Mama should I keep my catchphrase as whoa mama or change it to vroom mama?

@extremely-fucking-evil-elvis @gladys-official @elvis-official-impersonator @elvis-official @godzilla-elvis @animatronic-lion-elvis @stitch-elvis @catgirl-presley @emo-presley

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Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #5

201. @yn-presley

202. @elvis-inc-official P

203. @country-elvis

204. @wevis-presley

205. @reptilvis

206. @adovis-presley

207. @elvisplier-presley

208. @gamblingaddicted-elvis

209. @wizard-elvis

The total number of Elvii on tumblr dot com is 209! Woah mama that’s a lot of Elvis

This list isn’t full yet, but go here to see the master list

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who wants to drown with elvis