Current obsessions: all things Marvel and Star Wars; Lifetime obsession: crows and tricksters A descendent of the Hun and into Archery and martial arts. Knitter, crafter and writer. She/her. Ace. Open to chat. .
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where does dorian gray buy his clothes?
at forever 21
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.
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I know next to nothing about the Addam’s Family’s greater canon, but the fact that Lurch is visually so strongly based on Frankenstein’s Creature makes me so happy, because it’s the happy ending the Creature deserves and I can so imagine it? You have the Creature at the end of the novel who is lonely and who has resigned himself that he will never be loved and that all humans will reject him on sight and then he meets the Addam’s Family and they are the first ones who don’t attack him or run away screaming - they either don’t say anything or even more likely, they are high-key excited about a Creature put together from corpses. That’s probably the highest Addam’s aspiration, to be more than 1 corpse. So they take him in and he has a family for the first time. What a crossover. What over-thinking on my part. I love it.
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you actually do need one thousand different graphic tshirts to survive and dont listen to anyone who tells you different
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she’s a 10 but she has deer antlers growing out of her head
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My 4yo: *points to the label on my tea bag* what does that say?
Me: it says “over 300 years of experience”. It means the people at twinings have been making tea for 300 hundred years.
Her: *dramatic gasp* they haven’t even died?!
Me: *whispering* tea vampires…
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Bill Nye for most of his career: Imma do science for kids. Science without politics. Nice, tame science for the kiddos.
Bill Nye now:
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