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I’ve been saying this

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sick of seeing hate thrown towards “baby gays.” let them wear rainbows. let them wear their pride flags like capes. let them make jokes about their identity and talk about it all the time. let them wear tails and puppy ears. let them do what is constantly deemed as “cringe.” let them be excited about finally being able to express their true selves. they deserve it. we all deserve it.

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Felt cute... Might fuck your partner later

But seriously, felt super cute and thought it would be a great first original post

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs

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the trans girl estrogenized puffy nips are some of the hottest things to ever fucking exist and you will never convince me otherwise

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My grandpa posted this presumably to be transphobic or something but ngl it kinda slays. Get it vader

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"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

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January was a tough year but we made it

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if this gets 3.35k notes then i'll try to work some more on editing my book, i'll befriend the trans student teacher, i'll practice more art, and i'll try to find out who i am.

no one is gonna see this and i doubt this will reach 3k

not tagging anyone because people are scary

deadline: march first (@cannedworma's birthday :3)

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My dad and I once had a disagreement over him using the adage "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

I said, "That's just not true. Sometimes what doesn't kill you leaves you brittle and injured or traumatized."

He stopped and thought about that for a while. He came back later, and said, "It's like wood glue."

He pointed to my bookshelf, which he helped me salvage a while ago. He said, "Do you remember how I explained that, once we used the wood glue on them, the shelves would actually be stronger than they were before they broke?"

I did.

"But before we used the wood glue, those shelves were broken. They couldn't hold up shit. If you had put books on them, they would have collapsed. And that wood glue had to set awhile. If we put anything on them too early, they would have collapsed just the same as if we'd never fixed them at all. You've got to give these things time to set."

It sounded like a pretty good metaphor to me, but one thing I did pick up on was that whatever broke those shelves, that's not the thing that made them stronger. That just broke them. It was being fixed that made them stronger. It was the glue.

So my dad and I agreed, what doesn't kill you doesn't actually make you stronger, but healing does. And if you feel like healing hasn't made you stronger than you were before, you're probably not done healing. You've got to give these things time to set.

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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