I don't tag spoilers. I'm too lazy. I used to cosplay my 9-year-old corgi as Captain America while I tagged along as Winter Soldier, however she passed the day before her 10th birthday in July 2017 from a very rare, very rough cancer. For those who knew Kali, she enjoyed every damn minute she was with us, and she is greatly missed every day. Now I spend my days defending characters people like to pick on. Not because I like them, per se, but because sometimes a good character gets people mad and they forget that making you mad doesn't meant they're badly written.
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Baker Thor commission for lovely @thors-soft-cheeks, prepping his work station with a big old’ thunder clap of flour 🧁🥖🍪
Thank you so much 🙏✨I’m such a fan, this was wonderful to do💖💕
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Tony: So it turns out a squirrel would need to fall about 4800 miles in order to die because that would give it time to starve to death because they can survive terminal velocity.
Steve: Tony, I am begging you it is 2:30 in the morning.
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Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.
A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.
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Horror movie where your coworkers die off one by one but you still see tasks being done around the office...
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you think you’re going to have a normal field trip and she shows up wyd
✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦
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Pretty impressive that America has been at war for 20 fucking years and yet there have been essentially no anti-war films out of supposedly liberal Hollywood because it’s effectively impossible to make war movies without the consent of the US Military who only want to be depicted with jingoistic favourability.
#I smile every time#I watched a shitty#really shitty#movie that features the military#because I know someone had to approve it#and it makes me LAUGH
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If Superman gets his power from the sun, then it would make more sense for him to wear only a thong than an entire superhero suit, so that he gets as much surface area receiving sunlight.
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it doesn’t matter. you will still have fun baking a distastrous looking bread loaf. you will still have fun painting a technically bad painting. you will get happy brain chemicals dancing like a weirdo. be bad on purpose.
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Here. Have kudos on that fanfic you wrote in your head while you were in the shower and never typed it out. When I recover from the brilliance of it, I’ll come back to leave a review.
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