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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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she canonically likes shake it off so she’s shaking it off!!!!!!

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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"DNI: freaks" do you realize how conservative you look

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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

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tumblr conversations be like

mutual: hey, how are you?(13 time zones away)

me: 😴

me: *wakes up from my slumber 6 hrs later* hey, I’m well. Did you have a good day?

mutual: 😴

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5,13,17 and 30 for the ask game <3

Thanks for the ask!!! <3

5. Yeah, a lot actually tbh. It’s comfy :3

13. So uh okay let’s start silly: escalators. They freak me out and to get into my Sainsbury’s I have to go up the escalator and it’s horrid. Big jump because my other fear is death lol.

17. Yes but I have the worst pain tolerance ever. I only just got my ears pierced because I was too scared when everyone else got them when we were younger and I almost cried lol. But I’d love a septum but I don’t think I have the anatomy for it so I have a fake one for now. I like vertical labret piercings, Monroe piercings and snake bites as well but I’d probably never get that. I do really want tattoos as well but the pain tolerance :/

30. Mm exams being over, me and my friend might go out shopping on the bank holiday ooh dyeing my hair purple aaannd probably starting a new writing project after exams

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Today is the last day of Autism Month, please promise me you will still ride the trains after the end of the month

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sorry I liked your post a second after you posted it I don’t have a life

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The Doctor is a lesbian, a gay man, and aroace. Hope this makes sense

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You guys really liked my last poll so