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I sought to see you here again, in the off chance… you sought to see me...?

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Are you like. Okay

the character

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Jean Paul Gaultier anatomical bustier

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"can you explain this gap in your resume?" I once breached the Fade in the name of another, to serve the Old Gods of the empire in person. I found only chaos and corruption. Dead whispers. For a thousand years I was confused. No more. I have gathered the will to return under no name but my own, to champion withered Tevinter and correct this blighted world. Beg that I succeed, for I have seen the throne of the gods, and it was empty!

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no dragon age romance will ever compare to zevran arainai. he's bisexual. he was raised in a murder assassin torture cult after being raised in a brothel. he has a bunch of tattoos and even knows how to give them. he tries to murder you when you first meet him and then poses sexily afterwards. he says he's skilled at lockpicking and then never manages to pick a single lock in the entire game. he murdered his last lover after falsely believing that she betrayed the crows. he regularly slept with his marks before killing them to give them one last good night alive. when you ask him to have sex with you he says one liners like "arghhh pirate zevran reporting for duty!" he gets upset and broody when he realizes that he's in love with you after you ask him for more in your relationship. he proposes to you with an earring from a dead guy before he even tells you that he loves you. he's the only companion to almost completely stay with you after origins (besides the dlcs and parts of da2, he presumably stays with you the rest of your lives). if you die, he never gets into a relationship or has sex with anyone ever again. he constantly talks about you when he's away from you (da2). he calls the sword of the dead king of ferelden "sexy" and says that he "must have it". he's a devout andrastian. he loves being an assassin and doesn't feel bad about murdering people. you can have a threesome with him and a woman he used to sleep with and helped save from her abusive husband. he's slept with countless people and you're the first person that he's ever actually loved. he spends the rest of his life when he's not with you devoted to terrorizing the organization that abused him as a child (and adult) and killing of its leaders. when you tell him that you love him, he says that "he knows." he's blonde. and he's perfect in every way possible.

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This is the worst timeline. (x)

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pie pngs ♡

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My tumblr notes when mutuales clock in to like my posts

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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

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yeah

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I just have to say this or I'll explode Make platonic routes for romancible characters! This is about Rouge Trader mostly, but totally can apply to other games. I'm not into Heinrix, BUT i want to know him! I want to share experiences as psykers. I want to learn about the abuse he faced from inquisition. I want to talk about Regicide with him! I want to help him stop that warp breach. I want to be close to him without the romance. I'm not into Yrliet, BUT i want her ritual to go haywire. I want her to need help from RT after she betrays them. I want to see whether she would die without our help or sacrifice us for her spirit stone. I want to know her without her loving us like she could. Will her sense of justice\debt to RT prevail? I'm not into Jae, BUT i want to see her chapter 3 breakdown party! I want that sense of despair that shatters her mask completely. I want to stay by her side even when her lies come out. I want to let her know that her background does not matter to me, without having to sleep with her. I want to punch her ex without the romance. I want to accept her fully as a friend. I am into Pasqal. I want him to get a romance. I NEED to kiss the tech-priest. I Don't Care if he doesn't have lips anymore! (but if we are serious then i want to learn what he feels like being himself and not a part of Amarnat. Does he feel broken? Or alone?) I'm not into Cassia, BUT i want to let her know that she is beautiful like the romance does. I want to let her know that she is incredible and valuable despite any mutation she might get. And that i will never be repulsed by her. Give me my emotionally-intense friendships!!! (And robot kissing)

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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on

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