mossedmonkey

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Agent 4 found in Splatoon raiders after missing in a plane accident 5 years ago.

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I want to give up, man. But all it is is that whether or not I want to, there’s things that need to be done and I have to do it.

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that’s what you think.

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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.

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do you know my face,

and do i know yours?

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joey

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I feel like the big push for AI is starting to flag. Even my relatively tech obsessed dad is kinda over it. What do you even use it for? Because you sure as hell dont want to use it for fact checking.

There's an advertisement featuring a woman surreptitiously asking her phone to provide her with discussion topics for her book club. And like... what. Is this the use case for commercial AI? This the best you could come up with? Lying to your friends about Moby Dick?

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and of course undertale, and its sans.

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

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Metal Gear Solid and its roasting of you for not having a stereo TV.

Or Metal Gear Solid and its making you change your controller port from 1 to 2 to make the mind reader not read your actions.

Or Metal Gear Solid and its canonical inclusion that your character cannot smell due to the player not being able to smell through the TV.

Or Metal Gear Solid and its making Raiden’s dogtag YOUR SAVE FILE NAME TO BE THE LITERAL METAPHOR THAT RAIDEN HAS HIS OWN LIFE TO CONTROL INSTEAD OF YOU, THE PLAYER AND CONTROLLER OF HIS LIFE, WHEN HE TAKES IT OFF AT THE END OF THE GAME CLAIMING TO NOT RECOGNIZE THE NAME.

OR METAL GEAR SOLID AND ITS ABILITY TO SHAME YOU IF YOU DO SOMETHING MESSED UP.

OR METAL GEAR RISING FOR COOL SWORD SLASHY

I firmly believe that some stories can never be translated into a different medium and that's okay

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YES

Duality of fanon agent 4(hehe...dualies pun):

I will draw md too.I am just feelin splatoon right now

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stop backseating!!!

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Random Wyatt gifs from my Spec Ops mode games

Even though MW2019 season is far over i still miss my dear Wyatt and shall keep on spreading the love for him

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thinking back to the mw2019 roster and how Wyatt and Otter were close friends (maybe more will not elaborate). I truly wonder now if anything tumblr thinks about that 6 years later or so.

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thinking back to the mw2019 roster and how Wyatt and Otter were close friends (maybe more will not elaborate). I truly wonder now if anything tumblr thinks about that 6 years later or so.

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next question how do I escape her

i ate sailors car, don't tell her

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[mossedmonkey]

whattabout Bloody Mary?

i ate sailors car, don't tell her

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there’s also this one where he annihilates someone from existence for ogling at a woman in his presence.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

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well i mean they DO shoot everybody in the NSS in a 'plot to destroy inkopolis'

Sticky note doodle! I was listening to my playlist, and the order it was arranged reminded me of my Agent 4 OC. Here they are as Rival Agent 4!

Here is another doodle I made to better explain their outfit.

Their suit has been modified and upgraded to be near-inkproof; you can only do meaningful damage from the front! Their iconic boots have been slimmed down, but still enable easy grind rail use. As for the hat? That's to prevent sunburn, as is with all new standard Octarian uniforms after reaching the desert.

Their revolver is a unique Inkvolver, using pre-charged rounds to fire multiple charger powered shots in quick succession. They carry two of them. They also have a unique Octarina Splatana, and the Fountain Knife accompanies it or alongside an Inkvolver.

Because they are always dual wielding, they can use their body strength to dodge roll at any time! Once you deal enough damage (or if she feels like it), she will rip off her Duster Jacket for increased speed and additional dodge rolls! You may also catch a glimpse of their original Hero Suit, that is if you are still standing afterwards...

The events between Splatoon 2 and Splatoon 3 were not kind to her. Her sunny disposition had seemingly all vanished. However, her new allegiance to the Octarian Army may not be as rooted in malice as you originally suspect!