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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women-- I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

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This website sometimes seems to think that leftism is when you can buy cheap things, and the cheaper they are, the more leftist it is. I really don't know how to explain the world to people like that.

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you are my peach, you are my plum

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a detailed list of things i hate

hot weather

high temperatures

heat

warmer than average conditions

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This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

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its so over for me i need to revert to life shortening habits immediately

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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

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hi guys just Failed my final ever assignment of uni after doing well on literally every other assignment, might do some bad things to cope

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I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

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Tumblr used to be so funny. There was a shoplifting community there was rabies pride

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

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was showing yet another child tadpoles and i said "do you know what these are?" he shouted, "YES!" then he paused, grinned and said, "well! no! what are they?"

most enlightened person on earth genuinely. 1 million billion adults could make the whole world a better place if they were willing to say that.

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Ok, loves, so we've all got the message that joking about suicide is bad for your mental health. Now we need to get on "joking that the planet/all of humanity has no future is bad for societal health/encouraging resistance to bad shit."