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i think im just gonna start referring to my bod(ily needs) as "my human"

"oh yeah my human was having trouble waking up"

"my human needs to shower"

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i don’t think i’ve ever heard anything i’ve related to more? i struggle a lot with just understanding human beings and also struggle heavily with understanding complex feelings. i also struggle heavily with understanding differences between platonic love and romantic love and most of the time it all feels the same to me. i just wish i could be a wolf in pack just living and loving like i was meant to. people are mean and complex all the time :c

when i was young i would hear people say stuff about young puppies or traumatized dogs like “aww he’s still learning how to be a dog”

and my autistic nonhuman brain was like oh? species can be learned? species can be taught? species can be earned?

and i have never been the same. i was still learning how to be human. because i wasn’t human when i was born

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My paws my paws my widdwle babes pawwws

wow.... so true anon.... very wise words

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currently suffering from the Californian Phenomenon Known As Suddenly Getting Transported To Hell™️ so i had to make them suffer too <3

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can i come over and do this

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I lob u

NOM

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Bro why all this alterhuman stuff so difficult??? I just wanna be a lil fox and go run thru the woods and on the edge of the beach :/

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GUYS….GUYS….

LOOOOK !!!!!! 🐾

HERE’S THE LINK

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Ive been feeling realy bad tonight cuz i dont know if the smell is coming from my rancid jar or my rotten cookiees its all just so hopeless

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maybe its just me but does anyone else experience a sense of guilt for having more then one theriotype ?

i keep subconsciously forcing down the possibility of having a secondary theriotype because im afraid im not Truly my species. an internal fear that im being unfaithful to my identity, or that ive been lying about my species as a whole solely because i may be More then one canine

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i think one of my theriotypes is an african elephant?

i recently found myself watching something about elephants for kids but i found myself absolutely.. enthralled? i don’t know how to explain it but felt myself looking at them feeling like one of them. i felt like that was what i am and that thats how i was meant to be built. i felt extremely connected to the african elephant specifically and i think it might be a theriotype of mine but i feel weird saying that its my theriotype out of no where because what if im faking it? it also feels weird to suddenly realize what that part of me was that didn’t really seem super energetic and liked socializing a lot and felt a need for some lack but not in the same way as my other theriotypes? i just feel like i might be faking it for some reason but i have a feeling im my gut that’s what i am, i feel like i have hooves and horns and feel like some herbivorous prey animal

i am also considering the possibility of it being something like a forest buffalo or some member of the bovidae family but i might be both

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Kibble..... woof!!!

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I feel like we should normalize more "uncommon" gear in the alterhuman comunity. For example my dream gear is having cat claw nails and permanent fangs. Gear isn´t only paws, ears, masks and tail. Although I do love my tail and it makes me feel euforic and all but I would love to have more unique gear (eventhough it is hard to get for me), or for example gear to resemble avians, ungulates, fish etc. I would love to see more

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Forcing you all to see my therian/otherkin Kris propoganda