Formerly Most Punchable FFXIV
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Sage is a great job to play when you want to think about the big questions, like "what the hell does this button do?" "Why are none of these symbols remotely indicative of the abilities or their effects?" "Who the fuck thought this design was a good idea?" and "Why can't Square make a shield healer that's actually possible to learn and comprehensible to play?"
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He'd be great if you could keep him from killing people
How successful would Zenos yae Galvusโฆ

Propaganda for the mic skills:
The man only ever talks about how he wants to fight you.
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Most Huggable Arcadion Fighter (lightweight+cruiserweight)
#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#ffxiv huggability#dawntrail spoilers#dt spoilers#arcadion raids#arcadion spoilers#black cat#yaana#honey b lovely#brute bomber#hector ffxiv#wicked thunder#eutrope#dancing green#sugar riot#howling blade#retsarra
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Most Punchable Arcadion Fighter (lightweight+cruiserweight)
#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv punchability#dawntrail#dawntrail spoilers#arcadion#arcadion spoilers#black cat#yaana#honey b lovely#brute bomber#hector ffxiv#wicked thunder#eutrope#dancing green#sugar riot#howling blade#retsarra
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Going back to my very first Final Fantasy and being a little cheeky
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Most Ides-of-March-able Garlean Royal
Dunno, just thought this'd be funny
#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv#ffxiv punchability#ides of march#solus zos galvus#varis zos galvus#zenos yae galvus#titus yae galvus#nerva yae galvus
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These are both really good, y'all
WARNING THIS POLL CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR THE FOLLOWING GAMES: Final Fantasy XIV (EXPANSION INCLUDED)
Quote 1: "Remember us. Remember that we once lived." - Emet-Selch, Final Fantasy XIV
Quote 2:ย "I want you all to die! And I want to die too! Oh yes, I want to die and take everyone with me in a paroxysm of pain and suffering!" - Fandaniel, Final Fantasy XIV (Endwalker Expansion)
Propaganda under cut
Quote 1: How do I even begin? Okay, so Emet-Selch is an Ascian, part of a group of nigh-immortal villains who for most of the story had just shown up, been mustache-twirlingly evil, and then either fucked off or gotten killed. When we meet him, he's different. More affable. Offering to work with the protagonist and see if they'll see things his way. Because it turns out he and the other Ascians are the last remnants of the original inhabitants of the planet the game is set on. The planet had been split into 14 shards of itself (long story, it involves an apocalypse) and all they had done was part of an effort to put it back together--restoring their people at the expense of everyone currently living on the shards. Unfortunately, the heroes cannot allow this to happen, and the player character and their party do kill him. The above quote is his last words, a final request that we keep him and his people alive in memory.
Quote 2: Listen. This man is utterly batshit. He shows up directly on the heels of an expansion where the villains were complex and tragic, and while he's sort of affiliated with them (and also does turn out to be pretty tragic himself), he's being completely straightforward about his motivations in this quote. Dude just wants to cause the apocalypse so he and everyone else will die.
#other polls#emet-selch#fandaniel#shadowbringers spoilers#shb spoilers#endwalker spoilers#edw spoilers
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The most incomprehensible conversation in Eorzea would be between Urianger and Jacke or any member of the Rogues' Guild.
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Emet-Selch (Final Fantasy XIV)

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Emet-Selch is a dark magical girl. Extremely dramatic, prone to passionate speeches, his sole drive is to restore the world that he lost. He has multiple forms throughout the series, and helps save the player character through the power of friendship in the end. Also, his looks are pure fire
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Time for your Daily Roulette
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Alphinaud Leveilleur from Final Fantasy XIV
(character is a minor, so it should be hug befriend)

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Player KOs: bingo card edition!
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So, you've tried your hand at combat. Maybe you're thriving and want to better maintain your equipment, maybe you're struggling and looking for something less dangerous to do. But either way, you're learning a crafting or gathering profession. Spin this wheel to find out what you're learning from whom.
You've found yourself in Eorzea and learning a combat job from one of the in-game job trainers. Spin this wheel to find out what you're learning from whom.
(I tried to limit the spinner contents to people who actually teach you how to do stuff, with a couple of exceptions that I knew y'all would come after me for not including)
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You've found yourself in Eorzea and learning a combat job from one of the in-game job trainers. Spin this wheel to find out what you're learning from whom.
(I tried to limit the spinner contents to people who actually teach you how to do stuff, with a couple of exceptions that I knew y'all would come after me for not including)
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ishgard_jobs.mp4
#not a poll#ffxiv memes#fray myste#jannequinard de durendaire#stephanivien de haillenarte#heavensward
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My most controversial FFXIV opinion
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