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Hate job applications like what's ur RACE 馃憗锔忦煈侊笍馃憗锔忦煈侊笍 u gay???? What's ur pronouns??? 馃憗锔忦煈勷煈侊笍 DO yOU gOt A prEfERRED NaME 馃憖 you don't gotta tell us if you don't want to.....what's the SKIN COLOR of you FIVE MOST RECENT ANCESTORS??? 馃馃徎馃馃徏馃馃徑馃馃従馃馃徔 WERE you BORN with a DICK or a VAG?? does 馃憦your馃憦pussy馃憦pop馃憦severely馃憦
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She would not fucking say that. Yes she said that in canon, but I perceive a greater truth unaffected by her writer's misogyny
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play that hurdy gurdy white boy
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The misuse of the "insult to life itself" quote from Miyazaki on AI burns my yams so bad bc the original context is being disgusted with how a characters movements are dehumanizing to disabled people specifically bc of his empathy for a disabled friend and it's such a sadly rare sentiment, this cognizance of how we casually inflict indignity upon disabled people and how he finds it disgusting, I hate seeing it obfuscated
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tumblr could be improved and worsened with a soundboard feature
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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.
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i keep thinking about how most depictions of the power of prophecy only acknowledge the potential for abuse in insofar as accepting that people can lie and the existence of grifters (false prophets) when there's so much more potential to it
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I love microwaves. I love that I can put a raw potato inside and push a button labelled "potato" and some time later it will beep and there will be a baked potato in there.
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met a really racist person who was like all non-real british people should be deported and i said what makes someone real and he was like if both their families have been here since the 1700s and i said you know what. i can get behind deporting the king. and he didnt like that response.
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I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.
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A childhood journal
English added by me :)
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I find you quite funny and endearing. Here's a van full of potatos, left unguarded. And here's a smooch on the little Tucker's head. May he say "mrrpp?" in response

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snoopy and miffy told me they are a femme4butch couple in real life
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