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This is impressive. Personally like this theory way more than Liliths.

All of you talking about how Alastor is bound to Lilith are sleeping on Zestial.

Seriously, all of you are ignoring ALL the signs. Been talking this over with a friend several nights in a row, and it's such a better theory than assuming that Lilith owns him (that's not to say that Alastor and Lilith aren't in cahoots SOMEHOW, but that's something for another post)

Now there's not a large sample size, but let's start with this one. Alastor's contract chains do not match his emissive colors at all, nor the colors of his magic. He has red and black as his demonic magic motif. Why does this matter? Well the only other sample we have for contract magic is Valentino with his smoke chains on Angeldust, which is identical to his magic.

Above you can see Valentino's emissive color, the color of his magic in full force, and the color of his contract magic. Now let's do this with Alastor

Emissive colors, magic colors when he's personally about to fuck someone up without calling on his shadow minions... and... his contract magic... huh...

Extra ones of him doing deals with charlie as a bonus:

So a bit of wild theory crafting now.

What happens if you are bound to someone else and you go around and get someone to sell their soul to you? What if your soul contracts roll up to the guy who owns your soul? So your contract magic uses THEIR colors?

Okay, then who DOES have the same emissive colors (those used for magic in almost every case).

Zestial is the only one who comes close, even if he's more yellowy, I blame that on the overall lighting of the scene.

Further evidence?

The ONLY time Alastor looks even REMOTELY frightened is when he's speaking with Zestial. Even when he's with other overlords he's irreverant and playful, NOT with Zestial, he's cagey, he's polite, he's watching what he says.

Further, during this conversation the subtext is CONSTANTLY on a back and forth of 'oh I know where you've been, and YOU know where you've been, but we're in public so we have to speak in code' plus the scene CONSTANTLY focuses on the fact of how they are under observation either by direct persons or through electronic means (but stealthily elides this by implying it's just the impact 2 overlords walking around in public would have on society)

Oh, and did you notice? The demonic stitching that appears on Alastor's body? Same style as the stitching we see Zestial's hat and other bits of clothing.

Then there's the fact that he's one of the only characters with consistent COLOR THEMING to his songs, whenever he does songs, (ESPECIALLY those having to do with deals or trying to maintain his deals), he's got green and... purple?

Why the fuck purple? Purple doesn't turn up anywhere. This is where the theory falls apart a little, but if I had to guess? It's an allusion to something. What could it be?

But why then is his contract magic showing in these songs? Does Zestial have some deep interest in the hotel?

I think not, but Alastor has very DEEP contract related reasons for his interest.

Let's take a quick aside to another of Alastor's song pieces. Let's consider the pit as Alastor prepares to leave his tower during his breakdown song in the season finale. The center of Alastor's power is his broadcast tower, it's painted everywhere in his colors, from top to bottom. The last time he sang in here, all of his emissive colors were black and red... hell, even when he ENTERED it, it was HIS colors.

but now with him beaten, broken, and focused on the deal he so desperately wants to escape...

Oh look, Zestial's colors again.

Alastor's power is a shadow cast by Zestial's light. He is chained to it, it's what keeps him alive and gives him his power... but all the same, he wants out.

He's looking for a loophole. A way out of the deal.

If you get to heaven, can a Overlord still own you soul?

This helps explain why Alastor was willing to come out of hiding fo the hotel, why he's so nervous around Zestial, why Zestial is poking for reasons, subtly, about what the fuck Alastor is doing in their conversation with one another going to the overlord's meeting.

So smart money says that Alastor made a deal with Zestial before he died, and became Zestial's catspaw. How was he able to fuck up everything and everyone he came across the moment he turned up? Because he had a tutor and a big old battery backstopping him. Zestial is the most subtle of the overlords, he wants to remain in the background, he wants to play things safe and is always happy to be underestimated and underrated... so he comes along and takes the hammiest, loudest, most attention grabbing soul he has in his portfolio the moment they get down to Hell, and puts him to work CLEANING HOUSE.

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Everything about this makes my heart happy ❤️

Posing practice feat. Roaring 20s Mean Girl (and Al >:3)

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My animation with Alastor 🔥👹🦌 I tried very hard and I think the result turned out to be very cool and what do you think? ❤️ I streuggled a bit drawing Alastor’s human form and maybe there’s something I could have done better? 😅

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I adore this so much.

Bonita

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Yeah I think you’re in the right place, Al.

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Yes Vox, grab this crazy half blind moth and keep him to yourself

He’s a menace to society

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The lamp is on, he has water and is listening to his favorite music

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⚠️HAZBIN HOTEL SPOILERS AHEAD⚠️

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Nobody:

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Not a single soul:

"""Lilith""" at the end:

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Alastor's ears moving

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Alastor, almost dying for ppl he thought were his pawns and having emotions beyond "smile smile":

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The way I fucking CACKLED

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Me after the Hazbin Hotel season 1 finale

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Just need to get this out there. With the current climate of American society I have to share how this Roe v Wade change has personally affected me in the worst way possible.

I just found out two days ago that I had a missed miscarriage. That means my child has passed inside of me weeks ago but my body hasn’t realized it yet.

My body won’t pass the lost pregnancy.

So you know where I was yesterday?

Sitting in my OB office signing papers to have a DnC. A procedure that is legally listed as a early abortion.. even though my child is not alive..that’s what it is called.

You know what else was occurring in the world at that same exact moment?

The announcement of the overturning of Roe v Wade.

I can’t even explain the amount of fear this has brought me on top of the absolute trauma of the situation in it’s self.

If I don’t get this procedure, I could very well die.

I’m scared for all the women out there who could be in my place in the near future, in a state where they could be refused the right to a procedure that would save their life. In a moment in their life that is already so traumatic and devastating.

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Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem