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I'm going to watch it in the family room, you stupid fucking abortion

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head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part time motherfucking model 

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BLESS THIS BLOG

No kind sir - bless your face.

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this never would have happened at Atchison

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I want to poop there

gif by: novizio

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hey, if it's okay, do you think you can give me another handjob tonight

[sighs] I guess

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OMG THANK YOU FOR EXISTING I AM LITERALLY CRYING

We live to serve C:

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state! state! state! state!

state, huh? heh, more like....uh, gay.

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do you think anyone will notice that I'm bald

...nooo...

...not at all...

you're fucking kidding right

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I was just trying to put myself into a coma so I wouldn't have to listen to the two of you dipshits try to talk and breathe at the same time

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Ashley Kachadorian isn't even in charge of the door

Ashley Kachadorian is in charge of snacks, why is she letting people inside of the door.

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I don't know, mom, why don't you ask the bread loaf baking in my vagina

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mommy needs a nap

by nap do you mean an ambien and a box of wine

what

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