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I wasn't gonna bring up my trip to Dashcon 2 because I like to keep my privacy, but I have a funny story from the event.

So I went to use the bathroom after I watched Strange Aeons Panel, and my Dad asked me about all the screaming and fighting he was hearing. I told him about the fight between Strange Aeons and The Muppet Joker, and how I didn't wanna see it because the Muppet Joker isn't really my thing (no hate to whoever's behind the blog, like I said just not my thing). But then right after I said that I saw members of Dashcon staff carrying the Muppet Joker's limp body and screaming "THIS IS A TRAGEDY! YOU SHOULD BE CRYING!" I started laughing and said "well I guess we know who won now"

I promise this is not a Tumblr fake story, this is a Tumblr real story

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I hope they do more Dashcons. I hope this is what saves Tumblr.

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On a serious note, seeing the real actual muppet joker attend a convention and just fully body what he’s built himself to be awakened something in me

Like damn I really can just do whatever I want maybe I should continue my art and stories and just do whatever I want even if it’s nonsensical and fucking weird and crazy

If the fucking muppet joker can why can’t I???

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The Duel (Dashcon 2, 2025)

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@strange-aeons and @the-muppet-joker were READY jumping in the pit today

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more vampires with multigenerational adopted human offspring. they wake up, get the tykes ready for pre-school, beg their preteen not to get caught on their phone in class again (caught being the emphasis, they're a realist), venmo their college kid for "textbook money" (as if they don't teach all their kids how to pirate that shit), have a lunch meeting with their 49-year-old-realtor-kid to discuss the possibility of quietly buying another local warehouse that would absolutely not be used for tax evasion/illegal artifact storage purposes, then spend the afternoon in a bloodthirsty mahjong battle at their eldest kid's (82) snazzy new retirement community

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Pride Month may be over, and dark times are upon us, but that's all the more reason to stick together, my fellow proletarians, my fellow workers, my friends, my family, my partner. All queer and beautiful comrades that I trust with my life. Pride is year-round; we just take the month to remember that fact.

(Pt.2)

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The Weekly thread there is filled with deleted posts. (X)

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why is bass so expensiveeeeee

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Just had a fucking beautiful owl moment so good I nearly cried. Northern Pygmy Owl so close I could have reached out grabbed them and put them in my mouth for safe keeping

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Hey don't cry, okay? We just found Attenborough’s long-beaked echidna, a species thought to be extinct for the past 60 years.

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might have to become a furry. wasn't interested before but my brain just spit out the worst fursona and i feel obligated to manifest it into existence. (she's a husky racefaking as a wolf for social media clout)

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"wealth" means different things to different people. for me it means being able to live quietly and comfortably, adopt a pet, donate to charities I care about, be able to take care of myself in my old age, and eventually leave an inheritance to my loved ones, who will then be forced by the stipulations of my will to be locked at midnight in a Mystery Mansion and solve an elaborate series of puzzles while being mysteriously killed off one by one. and i don't think that's so much to ask

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tell me something soft

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

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You Elf on the Shelf Motherfucker. You think it's funny to use Witchcraft to infiltrate my home? To place your soul into a cursed doll and fly around my apartment while unseen whispers chant in a dead language that hurts my ears and causes me to smell decay? I hate you so bad. My walls are covered with scratches from my machete as I have done nothing but swing and miss at this teleporting, demonic little Raggedy Ann Wannabe Asshole. Fuck You. Your Cutie Mark should be shutting the fuck up forever and leaving me alone. Bye