mothdruid - Tumblr blog

[mothdruid]

Jason Bateman really decided to go to the first Knicks playoff game as Jesus

[mothdruid]

[mothdruid]

good luck, babe!

[mothdruid]

Listening to Chappell Roan sing about getting eaten out

[mothdruid]

The Empyreans.

[mothdruid]

[mothdruid]

impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

[mothdruid]

i wonder who’s tumblr crush i am

[mothdruid]

Markiplier yelling at his mouse

He's very calm 😊

Twitter: X

[mothdruid]

I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

[mothdruid]

[mothdruid]

There are more, but I can’t for the love of me find them now! 🤭🤭

[mothdruid]

[mothdruid]

Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

Tumblr

[mothdruid]

Get attacked!! ❤️✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨❤️

thank you so much my love 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[mothdruid]

Abby! I assume that you are a very clam, cool person who is very much the “chill” friend that everyone likes hanging out with

i try to be the "chill" friend, but idk how many people like hanging out with me 😅 I'm a very isolated person currently. so I guess I'll say true

make an assumption about me

[mothdruid]

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.