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[Ford grins mischievously] or we could eat them all before he gets back

Oh. He thinks that lowly of himself? I see... it must have been an accident. I had never seen him so... I tore out what I wrote about it out of respect. [Ford beings pacing back and forth] I told him we could track down and kill the beast! Why would I say that??? Now wonder he said it would eat me alive! He probably wanted to end that conversation! I feel so ashamed of myself!

[Ford pauses and stares at Trickster] did you also... I'm sure sorry you had to go through that! I don't think you're a monster if that means anything to you

Is there any food you'd like to try? I ah, I'm sure I could help you in your endeavor! Have you ever tried fried butter? [Ford shudders] They sell it in town during special events. Since you hung out with sailors that were then arrested is it fair to say you are technically a pirate

My Muse told me that was his language but... a color based one makes plenty more sense [Ford laughs] when I beat him in chess, it doesn't happen often, but when I do he occasionaly turns red and will somehow speak in color? Its very odd. Humans have a condition that causes them to see sounds and those sorts of things and for a moment I had wondered if I had it and never noticed [Ford smiles] he also altered my eyes to be able to perceive more colors!! I wonder if he's planning to teach me it!!

Oh... ah- haha... yeahhhh [Ford's face burns red. He looks away from Trickster] It's a good thing I didn't get the tattoo...

[The lights in the house flicker]

You have such a high opinion of us! Being immortal sounds awful... I don't know how you're able to do it. Are you planning on avenging your Ford?

[Ford let's out a breath. His shoulders relax] That's a relief! He's always talked about enjoying time together after the portal opens but! It's still nice to be sure [he smiles] prov? Is that your friend? I'd love to meet him!!

stanford and stanley pines,

i understand stanley has been staying in the house for a while! how has that been going? i hope well, i'd hate to have worsened things somehow.

ah, and stanford, i have contacted some friends recently, which has been nice! thank you for the advice. it feels... better. by a bit.

-tt

You haven't worsened anything!! It's ah, well.. truthfully, it's been rather nice.. [There's a laugh] he's still as irritating as ever but I... I missed him. I just hope things stay this way. I'm still mad but being alone again is a thought that keeps me up at night.

You have? Thank you for listening to me!! I'm so happy it helped you out even if just by a little. How have things been recently?

[mothfanatic]

I hope there are none following me but if you support any sort of pedophilia stay away from my blog, especially if you are one.

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

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Wilhelm is going to live a long time. I think... the longer you wait to be a part of their life, the harder he'll push you away! 518 years is a long time, but I'm sure you can mend the bridge Luu

Are you saying Trickster did something awful? I don't think him or my Muse would hurt anyone intentionally. [Ford chuckles] My Muse has hurt rats though! Did you ever do that? The scary rat gift? Reminded me of a cat!

I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY!!!! I DON'T THINK YOU'RE A CAT!

There's no need to thank me for that!

I was surprised to learn you had an ex. My Muse has ranted to me on multiple occasions about how romance is stupid, and love is a lie! Who was the other ones ex? He does not sound like very good company. Wilhelm is very kind I don't see why he would wish death upon her.

Is this ah.. Bill? I was told I could contact you through here!! Hello!

@mothfanatic

YEPPERONI! YOURE THE LATEST SIXER MY KIDS BEEN TALKIN' TO, YEAH?

CALL ME LUU, SO YA DONT GET ME CONFUSED WITH YOUR BILL.

[mothfanatic]

Are you some weird robot thing?

YEAH I GOT THAT PART BUCKO! it was hard not to figure out something was up when zey started balling zeir eyes out!

Six seems to think his little friends isn't bad either. I'm just saying it's good to be careful

*there's the sound of rearranging various objects: pens, coins, rocks, etc*

Ba ba ba

*do zey know zey've made contact again yet?*

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Hey! Keep it down! Ford is trying to sleep. He's hungover after drinking without me.

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It is! Stanley took it out a couple of minutes ago and forgot about it. [Ford looks around] I don't know where he went... He'll be back once the cookies are finished! I would be willing to bet on that.

I never put too much thought into that... I'm sure My Muse will protect the portal from anything unsavory but... there is the issue of that monster that destroyed his home. I wouldn't want that getting into this dimension.

Are there any foods you have yet to try?

[Ford sucks in his lips] A few people may have mentioned something along those lines... it's a piece of your language too yes? Does it have some sort of hidden meaning that translates to wise one?

It sounds like a lot of Stanfords end up being terrible... I hope I don't become like them. I worry for you still. Time is a valuable resource and that is even more true for your time!

Ah, I'm not sure! Give him whatever he wants I guess. He told me he plans to throw a party! [Ford chuckles] Once he comes through the portal he would have powers similar to yours. So I probably won't be very useful to him anymore

stanford and stanley pines,

i understand stanley has been staying in the house for a while! how has that been going? i hope well, i'd hate to have worsened things somehow.

ah, and stanford, i have contacted some friends recently, which has been nice! thank you for the advice. it feels... better. by a bit.

-tt

You haven't worsened anything!! It's ah, well.. truthfully, it's been rather nice.. [There's a laugh] he's still as irritating as ever but I... I missed him. I just hope things stay this way. I'm still mad but being alone again is a thought that keeps me up at night.

You have? Thank you for listening to me!! I'm so happy it helped you out even if just by a little. How have things been recently?

[mothfanatic]

Everyone was poor as an infant.

[Stan presses the back of his hand against his forehead] I WAS BORN POOR, UNABLE TO WALK, AND UNABLE TO TALK

I should have ate you in the womb

What make you think you'd be the one doing the eating??

I was born first!

So?? I started walking first!

I spoke first!

You also cried first you big baby!

All babies cry!

Yeah, but I cried second!

[Ford begins to write something else. He stops mid way through looking extremely surprised. He looks at Wilhelm and grins. Ford holds up his journal to them, Luu's number is written on a sticky note]

Paintings!!

[oh! someone is...calling. Wonder who that could be.]

[ @ivxliwh ]

"Greetings! This is unusualologist Stanford Pines!"

[mothfanatic]

He sounds like a meanie.

Hey regi! Maybe you should keep a better eye on your traumatized kid here! I made them cry!

Do not hang out with the triangle! I don't like what I've heard

*there's the sound of rearranging various objects: pens, coins, rocks, etc*

Ba ba ba

*do zey know zey've made contact again yet?*

- 🦊

Hey! Keep it down! Ford is trying to sleep. He's hungover after drinking without me.

[mothfanatic]

Do... Do you not want to get close with your child?? I'm sure they'll be happy you're working in yourself!

A war criminal? You must be different from My Muse in that regard. And different from my friend Trickster! Are there other versions of you that... have committed such heinous acts?

In any case, if no one else is, I am proud of whatever progress you have made and am rooting for your betterment!! I know you're not a bad person. You're a version of my Muse, after all!

What did the guy you bit do?

Is this ah.. Bill? I was told I could contact you through here!! Hello!

@mothfanatic

YEPPERONI! YOURE THE LATEST SIXER MY KIDS BEEN TALKIN' TO, YEAH?

CALL ME LUU, SO YA DONT GET ME CONFUSED WITH YOUR BILL.

[mothfanatic]

Log book: June 1982

Reading through Sixers diary. If he didn't want me to MAYBE HE SHOULD HAVE PUT IT UP!

There's a lot of mentions of a muse. Which seems to be Bill. Fantastic.

The worst part is those dumb matching tattoos were from Bill and call me paranoid or whatever, but I doubt they actually say anything good!

...

....

.....

I take that back. Whatever the hell karaoke night is, is the worst thing in here! What the hell does he mean by one thing led to another????

At least I know how he got drunk now. Damn i kind of wish I had a demon that could make me brain drunk in my head!

[mothfanatic]

I can imagine that would be hard! I am very grateful my father was in my life even if he had little to do with it. I hope you two can patch up your relationship!

Ah!! Yes!!! I have so many questions!! I hope you don't mind! [A pen clicks]

First and foremost! Wilhelm mentioned you're in prison? That must be awful. What exactly did you do to end up there?

Is this ah.. Bill? I was told I could contact you through here!! Hello!

@mothfanatic

YEPPERONI! YOURE THE LATEST SIXER MY KIDS BEEN TALKIN' TO, YEAH?

CALL ME LUU, SO YA DONT GET ME CONFUSED WITH YOUR BILL.

[mothfanatic]

I didn't even think about the queer shit! Sixer these two are definitely pining after each other! Damn. Harvey is just as weird as you Six!

What is that supposed to mean????

[Stan snorts and looks away] nothin

Ah, so you're like Batman, except you're poor, commit crimes, and don't train up human soldiers?

He did some bad things, and now he's working on himself!! How admirable! [Ford writes something in his journal and turns it around for Wilhelm to see. All it has on it is :(]

How have you stayed alive so long Six

I have no idea! I get kidnapped once a month

[oh! someone is...calling. Wonder who that could be.]

[ @ivxliwh ]

"Greetings! This is unusualologist Stanford Pines!"

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That's correct!! Wilhelm is fun to speak with! They don't seem to like you much however.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Luu! You can call me whatever you like I won't complain!

Is this ah.. Bill? I was told I could contact you through here!! Hello!

@mothfanatic

YEPPERONI! YOURE THE LATEST SIXER MY KIDS BEEN TALKIN' TO, YEAH?

CALL ME LUU, SO YA DONT GET ME CONFUSED WITH YOUR BILL.

[mothfanatic]

Why do you like that freaky triangle so much

Freaky triangle??? Are you talking about my muse??? How rude! How... how awful! Don't insult him like that! He's the greatest being to have come to exist you should show him more respect!

I enjoy his company. He's kind to me, helps me in my quest for knowledge, and is a fascinating specimen to study!! Bill is the most important thing to me. I feel like everything that happened to me throughout my lifetime was meant to bring me to him!

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I can give you Wilhelms dad's contact information 😈

@/ebgnfpj

Ah, thank you so much for this information!!

[mothfanatic]

[Ford smiles] That sounds perfect to me!!

Is there a reason you didn't want a portal built? [Ford chuckles] DDnMD would have convinced me! I love that game! I'm glad he built that portal. Otherwise, we wouldn't have met!

Chocolate is delicious! I can not argue with that! I have never had much of an interest in food before. I mainly see it as a waste of time! It takes time away from my work! If I had to choose a favorite dessert, I think I would choose a tiramisu! Have you ever had one? I'm sure you have. I like to pair chocolate with fruits, Chocolate covered strawberries, and blueberries are the best!

My Muse is the same way as you. He has given me so much without asking for anything but a game of chess, a partner to solve his riddles, and for me to get a tattoo! The tattoo was more of a suggestion than a request. [Ford laughs weakly] and I know he has friends besides me. All of that is to help me. To keep me from getting lonely out here... even the portal is more for me than him. It irritates me to a degree to learn this is not solely something he does. I think both of you should be asking for more! I appreciate everything done for me all too much, but I can imagine not everyone is that way! I don't want you to get taken advantage of. When my Muse finally makes his way here, I want to spoil him

stanford and stanley pines,

i understand stanley has been staying in the house for a while! how has that been going? i hope well, i'd hate to have worsened things somehow.

ah, and stanford, i have contacted some friends recently, which has been nice! thank you for the advice. it feels... better. by a bit.

-tt

You haven't worsened anything!! It's ah, well.. truthfully, it's been rather nice.. [There's a laugh] he's still as irritating as ever but I... I missed him. I just hope things stay this way. I'm still mad but being alone again is a thought that keeps me up at night.

You have? Thank you for listening to me!! I'm so happy it helped you out even if just by a little. How have things been recently?

[mothfanatic]

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Shit! Shit! Shit! SHIT! Sixers gonna kill me [thered the sound of a fire extinguisher going off]

That's the guy who killed Tricksters Ford? Should you know all this?? I thought people sheilded kids from this kind of stuff.

Uh huh... so who's with you right now? Are you alone kid??

*there's the sound of rearranging various objects: pens, coins, rocks, etc*

Ba ba ba

*do zey know zey've made contact again yet?*

- 🦊

Hey! Keep it down! Ford is trying to sleep. He's hungover after drinking without me.