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i just think itd be funny if kittypets were a little more familiar to twoleg things such as: cars and bad words
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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they should make a pill that makes you forget supernatural so that you can watch the show for the first time again and experience the horrors again
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BREAKING NEWS: EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED FATHER TRIES TO SHOW AFFECTION

Tiny Tim needs some validation and love.
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do u think Bruce ever thinks about chatterbox dick and thinks about when he was nonverbal and think I’m glad he expresses himself

He’s come a long way :)
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Nightwing, stalling: "How much are we worth?"
Slade, checking the bounty: "All figured... about two hundred bucks."
Nightwing: *wheezes*
Red Hood, outraged: "Two hundred bucks, that's it?! After all the shit we've pulled, a lousy two hundred bucks each?"
Penguin: "That's two hundred for both of you."
Nightwing: "Are you crazy? Slade, don't take it. You could do better."
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might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder
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may i offer you some sam winchester in this trying time?
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Like fathers, like children~
(Courtney Cartman and Henry Broflovski are step-siblings kyman) - fan kids
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The absolute WORST is losing momentum for a story like yes i really want to finish, know how it’s going to go, but I feel stuck?
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