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i just need someone to see this text convo between my mom and i … why does she assume it’s about drinking 😭

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embracing all of 2015 this new year

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I have to confess…. i can't take seriously a smutty fic in which they use the word "mommy" or "daddy" like, we're fucking , i don't want to think about my parents shut the fuck up

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yoooo 😭😭😭😭

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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

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Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

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I think we should prank them and in October throw them a phaby shower

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the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

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YOU hate JK Rowling!

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crisp glass of water moodboard

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sometimes i'm having a bad day but then i remember perry signs off his texts with #[ ]">