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Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just:
Here's a funny little joke
Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later
Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept
Here's a unique and well written simile
Here's a lil guy
Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day
Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day
Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying
Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned
Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way
Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way
Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid
Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!
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Waking up to being snuggled and kissed on your shoulder and neck that turns to slow, tender sex❤
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via @thesquarecomicss
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wow i really like this song i think i’m gonna listen to it 1 maybe 60 more times
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Noodle Identification Chart (print)
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Ready 4 pride
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Zelda: I have faith Link with his new power can stop Ganon
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Your landlord is a vampire, so he offers you a deal. You can pay your rent in money… or in blood.
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