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maybe ill come back to tumblr just to be a felt ness blog
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i like the statement giver from MAG144 that dudes a gamer
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when none of ur friends watch the shows u watch so u have no one to scream with:

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KBDN redraw [original under cut]
Keep reading
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UK political scandals are like:
Prime Minister fucked a pig
Prime minister with the surname Johnson and the initials BJ defends his friend with the surname Cummings spreading plague in a scandal named cumgate
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The bonus one-off Splatoon 2 Splatfest is almost here! Will you make moves in a major way with Team Mayo, or turn back the clock and claim the crown with Team Ketchup? Pick a team in-game today! The action starts this Friday, 5/22 at 3pm PT, and goes until 3pm on 5/24.
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agefaker. change your about idiot
why wer eyou looking at my blog im SO scared
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guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.
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its free fake estate
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a lot of lgbt discourse can be solved simply by turning off your computer and actually spending time with lgbt people in real life
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Literally such a good fucking image I quote it every day

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