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3 Random Plot Ideas

An action story about an old scientist harboring deep concerns about their power while avoiding responsibility for the meaning of life

An action / adventure about the synergy between the meaning of death and a sense of purpose

A drama about an ancient god afraid of their health while avoiding an ancient city

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3 Random Sci-fi Commodities

Mark VII fixed-function junction Caution: extremely magnetic

Class A miniturized terminal

Vacuum-ready quark oil

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5 Random Sci-fi Commodities

Anti-fungal proton bearing

Mark V dynamic helium pod

Microfoam re-sequencer set (Mark V)

Extended fermion sequencer (Mark VI)

Dynamic muon probe Warning: do not deploy in hyperspace Notice: keep out of reach of children

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3 Random Mega-corporations

Multi-national Panoptic-culinary Processing Expeditionary Coalition Primary industry: nutrient delivery systems Tax avoidance strategy: cyclic donations methodology and extensive goodwill aggregation Competition management approach: supply chain disruption

Prime Construction Coalition Primary industries: construction services, building services, and construction services Tax avoidance strategy: legislative control Competition management approach: marketing destruction

Accredited Bi-leisure Association Primary industry: brand management support services Tax avoidance strategy: religious exemption leverage Competition management approach: aggressive acquisition

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4 Random Mega-corporations

8 Penguins Investigation Hegemony Primary industry: security materials Tax avoidance strategy: criminal connections Competition management approach: acquisition

Wallick/Vanvig/Bred Architectural Integrated Primary industry: construction services Tax avoidance strategy: loss carry-over coordination and government dependency Competition management approach: public relations destruction

Authorized Finishing and Assembly Accord Primary industry: storage services Tax avoidance strategy: multi-layered shell company structure Competition management approach: misinformation campaign

Kladvik/Parop/Minedeek Services Primary industries: quarrying and mining oversight Tax avoidance strategy: comprehensive money laundering program Competition management approach: entrapment

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5 Random Technobabble Phrases

Apply the subprocessor to re-orient the neutrino oscillator

Use the photon accelerator to re-start the proton processor

Re-polarize the electron pipe

Refactor the neutrino de-stabilizer with the compositor

Swap the neutrino associator

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4 Random Workout Products

Pecs cultivator: live edition

Toe scruncher: omega edition

Triceps / triceps cross-trainer rip

Code red back exterminator

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1 Random Character

Harpiona A slightly older (~22 years) genderless foxfolk with sapphire eyes. They are quite fond of potatoes, bacon, and nut butter, but do not care for potatoes and green grapes. They are frightened by fire. They feel miserable with their life and have a confident but shy demeanor.

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3 Random Deities

Tanus the lizardfolk demigod of pottery, jewelers, theives and the seasons. They are associated with the color burgundy and pumas and chiggers. Followers of Tanus are cursed with the ability to control water.

Evok the tigerkin goddess of the ocean, pottery and autumn. They are associated with obsidians. They expect to be offerred weekly sacrifices of animals. Followers of Evok are blessed with the ability to endure flame.

Wuubbuwu the fishfolk deity of spring, twilight and water. They expect to receive regular sacrifices of plants and expect their followers to be tavern keepers or minstrels.

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5 Random Dungeon Names

The broken shrine of Voya the sage

The topaz undercity of Qi the blacksmith

The crawling shrine of the dying lady

The broken temple of Llem the Bold Canibal

The pit of Affrin the Flooded King

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6 Random Particles

Bohrotino

Protantradino

Prochrotharino

Progradron

Tauon

Magnino

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3 Random Workout Products

Boids rectifier: version 365

Ice lats calibrator

Head / booty cross-trainer 90

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3 Random Space Marines

Admiral Gaius "Pop-pop" Chumgrave III

Warrant Officer Horace Flankfeed

Brigadier General Largo Bloodrum

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4 Random Space Marines

Commodore Ken "The Judge" Fellsteak

Trooper Fred Hockfeed III

Major Tychus Bladefell

Lieutenant Colonel Tychus Fellmund Jr.

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4 Random Magic Potions

A drinking horn filled with a gooey jade oil. When uncorked it reeks of stale sweat and ash. When applied it triggers a fit of sobbing. The drinking horn holds enough for 3 uses.

A ceramic jar filled with a gloppy golden philter with argent flecks floating in it. When unstoppered it reeks of melon. When quaffed it allows one to speak with birds. There is enough philter for 2 uses.

A ceramic bottle filled with a viscous desert oil with brass specks suspended in it. When opened it reeks of ash and burnt hair. When rubbed on it cures any disease. There is enough oil for a single use.

A gourd filled with a clotted beige serum. When opened it reeks of salt water and cooked blood. When drunk it robs the subject of all intelligence. There is enough serum for 5 uses.

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5 Random Menu Items

A frothy and tangy stew of leaves, pork, asparagus, and herbs

An unusual and surprising pie filled with tomatoes

A platter of fried squash, boiled dill, and charred peas

A tangy and tangy pie filled with peas

A platter of boiled green grapes and cashewswith a rich and tangy salsa

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4 Random Deities

Amaral the elven god of jewelers, sunsets, pottery and sunrises.

Monel the turtlekin deity of planing. They are associated with the color orange and locusts and chameleons.

Lydion the fae demigoddes of hunting and the seasons. They are associated with owls. They insist on receiving prayers several times throughout the day and demand that all labor to be dedicated to them.

Theol the turtlekin deity of the sky. They are associated with the color aquamarine. They demand regular worship. Followers of Theol are granted the ability to control water.