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“...Does this mean I have to wear nice clothes...And find a date?”

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"Quick, while they're not looking, we can make a run for it!"

“WHY ARE WE RUNNING”

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Shrek 2   {Sentence Starters}

“Oh, sweet sister mother of mercy! I’m melting!”

“You still look like an ass to me.”

“I don’t care whose fault this was, just get this place cleaned up!”

“Pardon me. Would you mind letting me go?”

“Well, I wasn’t the one who refused to stop for directions.”

“Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can’t find you, or if I forget.”

“I don’t feel any different. Do I look any different?”

“For five minutes, could you not be yourself? FOR FIVE MINUTES!”

“I had hoped you would never see me like this.”

“You HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.”

“You have forced me to do something I really don’t want to do.”

“First things first. We need to get you out of those clothes.”

“You have engaged my valuable services.”

“It’s a little early to be thinking about that, isn’t it?”

“My diet is ruined! I hope you’re happy.”

“Are you kiddin’? He’s gorgeous! His face looks like it was carved by angels.”

“I don’t wanna die! I don’t wanna DIE!”

“Quick, while they’re not looking, we can make a run for it!”

“Say something crazy, like, ‘I’m wearing ladies underwear!’”

“Don’t worry. Things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy.”

“Think of the saddest thing that’s ever happened to you.”

“Now’s our chance. Let’s go back inside and pretend we’re not home.”

“That’s not little, that’s a really big problem!”

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I am crazy for watching them right now!  Once again, edit by me, but the fanarts of the 02 kids belongs to twitter.com/bean2810 <3

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utautailadytwo said: ’ all the cool kids have dragons’ SDJNFMKSDF SD))

{{ are you implying this FACE isn’t cool

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Lucario is probably my wildcard here tbh!  Daisuke is pretty empathetic, and seems to at least feel for when someone’s just having an off day, and he wants to understand.  So, I’d say it fits pretty well.

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Salamence!  It matches his whole blue/red motif, and not to mention all the cool kids have dragons

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Simisear!  He’d have it for no real reason other then it looks badass!

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“You got it, random chick, and I’m bringing my entire arsenal of digimentals.  Prepare to get sweeped by the baddest of asses.”

“Meet me there in 30 minutes for an ass kicking~♥”

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“These goggles aren’t just for show.  I drift and do spinouts for six hours a day, fight me in the nearest parking lot.”

“But can you drift?”

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Bo Burnham Sentence Starters

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

Come and watch the kid with a steadily declining mental health, and laugh as they attempt to give you what they cannot give themselves.

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Where are all the sour patch parents?

But we all deserve love, even on the days where we aren’t the best, because we all suck, but, love can make us suck less.

Original does not mean good. Anyone can do anything.

Those in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, or masturbate in the daytime.

The people in my life are like grains of sand. They stick together, and often near my butthole.

You might think your dick is a gift, but I promise it’s not.

Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.

Maybe life on Earth could be heaven, doesn’t just the thought of it make it worth a try?

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Old people’s skin sags because it is being pulled towards the underworld.

If you want love then the love also has to come from you.

I had a privileged life and I got lucky and I’m unhappy.

Goodnight. I hope you’re happy.

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Send ₪ for a Pokémon my muse would have on their team!

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🍡:Have you ever met a person who changed you significantly? How did they change you? Did they open your eyes? Make you a better person?

“This one’s suprisingly easy, I mean, come on...”  He chuckled sheepishly before adjusting the fur collar of his jacket, “My jogress partner...And best friend by default, of course!  The whole situation is kind of complicated to explain, but with after what happened to Wormmon, I just had this gut feeling that Ken was a good guy, so I guess my disdain for him vanished..I dunno...I’m not really good at explaining this kind of stuff!!”  Daisuke took a quick pause to collect his thoughts.

“I can’t really speak for how he feels, but, I think we both might’ve opened each other’s eyes and became less closed minded in a sense...If that makes any sense?  We’re both better people for sure.”

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knuckledknives said: too bad i dont use my fuckign blinker, kid

“I’m like fourteen, I don’t even have a license.  So like, I’m immediately more badass.”

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“That looks like something you would find on the wall of a serial killer.”

“Has no one here ever heard of interior decor?!  I’m telling you, this is my calling!!”  Pinning roast beef to the wall wasn’t exactly normal.

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“I have never taken the high road. But I tell other people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road.”

“STAY IN YOUR LANE, THIS IS MY ROAD”